Well me and this chick were going to smoke a blunt but before we did we went to the liquor store to grab some munchies beforehand (Brilliant) anyways we smoked a few bowls of what turned out to be some of the best weed ever and I go in there all stoned having a good time right? Well I go to pay and I use my debit card the lady asks for my pin number AND I TOLD HER!!! She gave me the weirdest look ever pointed at the little machine thingy and was like "You know your not supposed to tell anyone that, you know that right" to which I proceeded to try a pathetic explanation about not seeing it (so stupid) when we left the girl I was with was like "Do you even wanna smoke this blunt? You seem pretty high" Laughing the whole time... Yea my most embarassing stoned moment ever
Most embarassing thing i've done while high was sometime last year working at the restaurant i work at, and there was this 16 year old girl (i was 18) who was kind of new and was doing prep cook work and stuff, well one day at work i finally mustered up the courage to talk with her a bit and i found out she smoked so i asked if she wanted to go outside and rip a bowl with me because she was done with her work and waiting to leave in an hour or two. so we did and it was great, but i didn't end up asking for her number or anything, long story short, next shift i saw her, she was using this hammer to pound like at least 40 or 50 meat patties on the table, and i was high at work as usual, and walked up to her and said "uh, i was debating whether or not to make a joke about meat-pounding.." and then just kind of stood there realizing she was probably like wtffff, i should have just said hi haha. damn i felt like such an idiot about that when i saw her after that day i just couldn't get myself to ask her number hah, damn she was italian/indian too, ridiculously hot. doesn't work there anymore. sorry if my story sucked.
I've done numerous things when stoned. I barfed all over my friends house, and his mom cleaned it up for me. Ummm, I peed my pants in the back of my moms car. I took a crap in the middle of a street at like 3 in the morning(my friends brought toilet paper for me.) Burned my eye brows off while playing with a lighter. Called up my ex-girlfriend, and told her i banged her sister, and ended the conversation with I'm high, i just wanted to see your reaction. Spit in my own drink, thinking it was another persons. Got my work close on, went to work, but I went to the wrong store. This is when i tried Acid, I tried to sell bud to my dog. Told one of my dealers, "This is the police, come out now and we wont shoot." He came out, on the phone with his wife, crying. Then he saw me, and punched me in the face. Hmmmm that's all i can remember.
One time my friend's went home for the night and left just me and my buddy to sleepover at my place. Well whenever I'm high, I get this weird feeling that if people leave, I always think they are still outside somewhere waiting to come back in or something. It's hard to explain. My mind just never accepts that people have left. Anyway, after like four hours of these guys being gone, we start to spark my bong and I'm like "Wait, are we gonna wait for those guys?". My friend is like "What dudes? Just hand me the bong". So I hand him the bong and he's sparking it, and then I say "Seriously, when the fuck are those guys coming back?". My friend started busted out laughing. So then we go downstairs for some snacks, and my dog is just chillin' on the couch. I go up to my dog and I start cuddling with him. I say to him "I love you sparky". My friend looks at me and says "Dude, your dog's name is Jimmy." I was blazed. I have a million more.
Don't remember exactly what happened beforehand, but i walked in my house, had no idea my dad and his friends were over and i must have been tripping pretty hard, dont remember off of what but apparently i went upstairs, and hugged, and called a man grandpa who i later found out was just one of my dads friends, all i remember was the look on his face haha. Suprisingly no negative reprocussions, parents didnt suspect a thing...
Me and my friend were smoking a joint, its about half way done and it hadn't been ashed yet so the ash was about an inch long. Anyway, my friend is inhaling super hard on it with his mouth open, like a O, know what i meaN? Then a little gust of wind hits us and makes the whole inch long ash pop right into his mouth. It was histerical, i couldnt stop laughing. Cus we were high, for a minute, i thought the ash somehow jumped off the joint into his mouth. It was too perfect. Later that day with the same friend: We were playing this stupid game we play stoned called toss the egg. (no need to explain I hope...) Well, he's about 6 feet infront of me and were tossing an egg back and forth, he is about 15 feet away from his driveway (its behind him and i'm facing him) kind like this: [his driveway] [ ]---------------------------15 feet-----------------6 feet [his dads car]<---------------------------->Him<---------------->Me [ .] Sorry for how bad it looks, I give up on trying to fix it. (I think you can tell what it is) So, I toss the egg to him and he doesnt really see it good so he misses the catch with his hand, but he raised his right leg backwards to try to kinda absorb it with his foot, but.... It bounces off the back of his heel (he had shoes on) and it fly's behind him and lands directly on his dads car. It was fucking crazy/funny/bad (his dad found out after we failed at cleaning it with dry paper towel hehe.) But it was crazy and funny because that was the second time in one day that something like that happens to him/us. Anyway, hope this post turns out good cus im baked outta my mind and not sure if it makes any sense
haha deff had to be when me n 2 friends were walkin back to school after taking are usual break from class n i tripped out n thought a bee or wasp landed on my nose n started biting it i went running and screaming like a little school girl slappin my face n shit. i turn around my friends are just lookin at me like dude... are you alright? haha pretty funny but i was like fuck am i that dumb
haha I got a similar one: Me and my friend walking back from the park where we just smoked. I had eaten some pringles and for some reason, the lid for the pringles tube was down my pants. (I just put it there for some reason I cant remember) So as we're walking back I felt the lid in my pants but I thought it was a bee so I freaked out and just pulled my pants down in public while people watched. Me and my friend couldn't stop laughing after that. good times
What a question, however, I was baked and walked to my corner store. When I went to pay, I had a bunch of shit in my pocket, and as I was digging for my money, I pulled out my wife's small vibrator, and put it on the counter. Wow oh wow. What a boner move. I had it because she asked me to fix the speed dial. [FONT="]_____________________________________________________________[/FONT] [FONT="]PS:[/FONT] [FONT="]I am a pathological liar.......And post only out of boredom![/FONT] [FONT="][/FONT]
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one night i came home blazed out of my fucking mind... i go in my bathroom to take out my contacts... i kept trying to get my contacts out of my eye and they wouldnt come out... i tried for half an hour... i looked down into the case and my contacts were already in there... i wore my glasses out that night.
I have my most recent 2: 1) I was smoking with my friend, and we we were fucking high, and we lying on my bed listening to my ipod and she was siging along and before i became aware, i had pulled her top down and was messing with her bra. I was very embarassed. 2) Earlier on this evening, we were smoking joints in my living room when i asked my friend "Yo, wheres the weed" to which he replied "We finsihed it an hour ago, man" its safe to say i began freaking at him, accusing him of taking the weed and eating it when he went to the bathroom, the innterogation went on for half an hour until i realised "Oh shit we did smoke it" this is when i let him out of the headlock, yes we were high.
One day me and two friends smoked some bowls....this day i was high as fuck n tht just made me higher....we started walking around the neighborhood until my friend came out of nowhere in his car and picked us up. We parked at Walgreens n went in... the driver of the car and one of my friends left first, so me and my other friend were in there for mad long...i get a call from my friend in the car waiting for us n i tell him im coming out. Right infront of the exit was what looked to be my friends car. i try to open the side door but its locked...i wonder why my friends not in shotgun...i notice the car handle was a lil different.....i look at the driver.some fat lady is staring at me.......i say sorry and walk away FAST lol worst and funniest experience!!!!
okay so back in 8th grade we all went to DC well i walk to the school so i can get on the bus to DC and i smoke like the entire 15min walk while luggin my baggage. So on the bus I AM BAKED. Anways like 3hrs into the drive on our bus im sittin with my friend and the motherfucker sittin 2seats behind us throws up between the 2 head rests launching his throw up forward and onto the back of my friends head lmao!!! I literally was seconds from peeing my pants from laughing after that luckily we stopped. That one event made the whole trip