i was young and had met this great girl we hit it off and decided to take some weed got all lo vie with one another and got it of not hearing her parents coming in cause we where so hi her parents came in and we had not even realized and just kept going on after her mother had called like 5 times we only realized what had happened and so her mother just said that this is a house of God and that we shouldn't do that in her house she closed the door and we started again so yes that was way bad for us man.
one time i was in math class after lunch and a couple of volcanos. and i wanted a snack, so i got a cliff bar and went to the trash can to unwrap it. well those things are ridiculously hard to open, and after about two minutes it finally opens, and the cliff bar flies in the air and lands in the trash can. i turn around, face the class, and say, "oh dear" in this really timid, quiet voice. yeah, everyone laughed at me. must have known i was ridiculously blown haha
I was driving through the BK drive-thru with a couple of my friends and about halfway through the order my friend in the passenger seat leans over and yells "Fuck you" and there was a long awkward silence and then I continued to order. Not really embarrassing more just funny and unexpected.
One time i was pretty high by myself and i am walking from my room to the car so i walk by my sister whose in the living room and i look at her and say idiot as im saying that i walk chest first into the door way and im like ughhhh who put that there then walk out the door i bet my sister was loling at me pretty hard but i couldent look back to see
Same shit happened with some of my friends. Were in drive through and the girl asks us our orders. Driver starts to give his order and then my buddy up front cuts him off with "Bitch! You got apple pies back there?"(Taco bell sells the apple pies around here.) She goes "You guys are going to have to pull out of the drive through and park." We pull out and park expecting someone to come over to the window becuase she said it like that and we were sloshed. We waited about 2 minutes and the driver goes back into the drive thorugh. "Bitch you got any apple pies?" (Everyone in the car is cracking up because the driver said it this time.) Window-"Sir, I told you to leave, now please go." Driver-"Naw, you said pull off to the side and park. I thought you were gonna pull some Sonic shit." Window-"Sir, please leave before I have to call the cops...." Shotgun-"We ain't going anywhere until we get some apple pies." (Everyone laughs) Window- *Screaming now* "WE DON'T EVEN SELL APPLE PIES YOU PUNK ASS!" Driver- *Past 12;00 pm now* "Well you could have told us that earlier. Now Taco Bells closed and my boys gonna be up all night craving those pies." Window- "Well now we are closed. You have to leave." Driver- "Ah come on baby don't leave me hanging like that.*Sweet talking* Why don't we just pull out again and i'll take you to Micy D's when you get done cleaning that frier." She must of hung up or shut it off or something because she didn't say anything back we just went to micy D's. Sorry for this long story but as soon of you said that I remembered this dude from a while back...
It didn't happen to me, but me and my friend were blazin with some chick, and I guess it was her first time, so she got all super ripped. About 15 minutes later (we're driving in my car), this bitch starts crying and im like "wtf?" and she keeps saying she pissed herself, and I'm just like "na, you're just super high. chill out it'll be okay". Then my friend starts freaking out and is like "no dude! look!" and I turn around and look, and the bitch's pants were all wet, and my backseat was wet. Last time I smoked with her
Not me but my best friend we were chilling in the tiki bar behind a mutual friends house, after ripping a few bowls of fire out of a mini bong he put his head down. we walked inside shortly after and he stayed out there for like ten minutes. i walked out to tell him where inside, he gets up walks into the kids kitchen then proceeds to lay out on the kitchen floor and just passes out for like an hour another worse one i live in florida, with one of my best friends. a reall good friend of ours was living in wisconsin and came down to see a concert with us. good times. anyway. he drove the whole way strait threw...and his car was having problems too. i think it took like a day and a half. when he pulled in it was 2am and i had just put steaks on the grill [extra props for me for timing, man doesnt have a cell phone!] we procedded to eat then burned some real good shit. i mean when i got this i was outside and the kid handed it to me, i put it right back in my pocket. but all i could smell was strong beautifulness. sorry got off track...: after we smoked it was almost four. so the friend that just rode down her proceded get up off my couch, walk past the kitchen and then just passes out in the middle of the hall! he fell flat on his face. i didnt even see it i just heard a thud. me and my roomate where like wtf? we woke him up and he was fine luckily. but we ripped on him all week
haha,alright,im high right now,but i hope yall can understand what im saying. back in like the summer of 07 is when this happend. haha. alright so we just got done riding around smokin some little homemade shit(when i didnt used to smoke alot but i thought i did,whatever) we smoked like 3 bowls going down some backroad. & we go to the car wash to wash this dudes pretty chill golf gti. & theres these seed laying all over the ground,there the helocopter seeds,the ones that have like a tail type thing and spin like a helocopter there fallin frowhenm trees. well thats what the were,and i have really bad vision,so i was lookin at them ,and they were all over the ground,and i was like "who dropped the fries" and i was being dead ass serios and the dude with me just started plum geekin tha fuck out,and was like,your so fuckin retarded,those are the helocopter seeds. i was like ahah shiittt. more kinda funny stupid then embarrassing.
HAHAHA that was fuckin hilarious anyways me and my buddy r eatin @ that zellers restaurant (place is shitty but we were high so it didnt matter and hes like "man let me see one of those condoms" lol so i gave him one and he spaces out with it in his hand the server bitch comes over and i order, my buddy starts ordering but he forgot he had the condom in his hand!! he just sat there playin with it while the server looked @ him rly fuckin weird! haha we basically cracked up right in the middle of the restaurant, and everybody was lookin happy blaze orimas16
Dude, my friends used to do shit like that... Plus just start listing off random menu items when you try and order.
was faded in my office beat the meat having a good time and bam my shit opens the door and comes in outta nowhere. i was able to get my cock back in my pants but the porn was still playing. i tried to close it but it fukin wouldnt. and she walked closer to me reached over put the sizors away and walked out. that was fuking embarressing. i had forgot she was home.
Yo i fuckin hate when people do that its like your ordering and everyfucking person in the car is like" yeah get me a large fry actually no dude 2 and then a small coke and a burger with no..." its like shut the fuck up and let me order.
one time back when i was in high school me and my girlfriend had just got done tokin on two really fat j's we had to go sing happy birthday to my sister and well obviously there was cake so i got the milk and a few glasses and started pouring a glass on the table well i spaced out and all the sudden the milk overflows out of the cup im pretty sure they knew we were high
dude were i live ppl are brutal with that ordering shit.... i cant even go to drive thru's stoned or not, thos guys are assholes... any how this is the most embarrassing/scariest thing for me. i was shoormin nuts ( eat an 8th in a pizza and sandmmich) and my friends wanted to go to the movies and see Transformers, not to mention it was the premier at our theatre so its twice and many ppl, half them dont have seats, ppl were even double stacking.... when we got there we basically just went right in because there was hella ppl chillin in the lobby, so i didnt get a chance to piss. my friends are just convientily picked seat in the middle of the theatre... one of my friends one shoomin, one thizzin ballz, and the other was sober (thank god!) so the movie starts and i couldnt pay attention and start tripping ballz cuz theres like a sea of people all around me and i couldnt get up to piss, so i tried to hold it.. but 15mins from the end i piss my pants cuz i was freaking out... then everyone got up to leave and half the theatre was laughing at my wet ass jeans, i couldnt get up outta my chair, it felt like i was stuck to it... then i tried to walk but it was all down hill from there... my friends took me to tacobell to get milk to calm me down and when we were ordering i was the ass yelling shit in the background, cept it was food it colors and numbers... hella random... then we get to the window and the guy asked us if we wanted sauce, and i got confused and thot he was trying to fight... yea not pretty.... so we get back to my friends house, wet pants n all and i couldnt drink the milk, so my friends threw me in the bath tub and poored milk all over me, 4 hours later i stared to come down at 6 in the morning... what a horrible night...
Every thursday me and some friends go to the movies and when i first started smoking i would blaze beforehand so im waiting in line to buy my ticket and some popcorn when my friends come over give me some money and tell me to buy their tickets also, i start freaking, the chick at the counter tells me it's 45 dollars or something i was so high i couldn't give her the right money so laughing i had her like 60 bucks and say "is that enough" laughing hysterically she was laughing too ahh good times
I've never understood why people fuck around in drive throughs...you do know that they're handling your food right? lol Hope you like some ball sweat with that double cheeseburger buddy
Sophomore year of high school, my family went on a weekend vacation to an indoor waterpark hotel resort thing, and my buddy came along. We of course brought bud (we had our own room inside the suite so we could smoke) anyways I forget why, but we had just smoked and he was already down the pool. So I go down to meet up with him, but I'm stoned as hell and not paying attention, and all of a sudden I hear a crash and realize I'm falling. I had walked directly into this big easel with a sign on it. I honestly didnt even know what happened until i got up off the ground, saw the sign, and saw all the people waiting to check in just staring at me like like I'm retarded. I did'nt know what to do, so i just looked all around, then walked away. After like 2 steps I just explode in laughter and walk thru the the rest of the hotel with a giant shiteating grin on my face.