i do something retarded pretty much everytime i'm high, but one time i took this massive hit and threw up a bit in the bong. it was cool though because my friend took a hit right after ^_^ another time a bunch of my friends were high and i was on the computer. we go to bed, and the next day we check the history: its got abot 3 hours worth of spankwire, youporn, etc. and it also showed all the facked up searchwords i used
This thread is so fucking funny. People do some stupid ass shit, i love it. One time when I was sitting around, totally stoned eating a bowl of cereal and I accidentily spilled like all the milk right on my crotch. That was pretty embarrasssing infront of my freinds there.
This isn't so much embarassing, as it was just flat out stupid. My friend and my were smoking at his house, and he dropped this small little shitty glass pipe, and it broke, it was only like $20, it was no huge loss. He didn't know what to do with it and I go "Dude flush it down the toilet" Very stupid, it fucked up a ton of the plumbing in the apartment building, had to get it all replaced. Not one of my brightest moments
when i was younger i went to drivers ed, and it was the day you put on the special goggles that you see what its like to be on pcp/drunk idk it was all kallidea-scope-y so the teacher is like ok try testing your motor skills and catch this tennis ball. well anyways i was catching the tennis ball the best of all the kids (no surprise eh?) so she kept going just for me in front of everybody and i was started to geek it was sooo funny feeling with the goggles i drooled on myself in excitement in front of class. hah yeaaa
sometimes if I am high around the wrong people I can get very nervous and start shaking. can't think of anything specific but weed makes me awkward from time to time.
me and my friend just got done smokin a few bowls and a blunt and we were going to get food, and the guy who's apartment is across the hall from me [he smokes too, chill guy] comes out with like 2 of his friends there like well we will roll with you, we're baked too. so im like i call shotgun! and start to sprint toward the stairs, i get to about the 3rd one from the top, my shoe gets caught somehow and it was rolls and faceplants the whole way down. then i got up and my pants were around my ankles. i still got shotgun though :]
Went into the last day of HS ripped out of my mind. Smoked a blunt before my morning shower then a bowl or two after to minimize the smell and maximize the high. I was on crutches at the time and it rained that day. Our highschool had this huge open area for people to congragate. There was probably 300+ people in the area with 100 of them being on this balcony where they all lean over and look at the people on the 1st floor. Anyways I walked in the enterance and I'm looking at all the student art work and then "BAMM!" my crutches slip out form under me on the wet floor and I land on my ass with my crutches still in my hands. I didn't get up. I sat there for about a minute straight just cracking up while everyone else laughed at me(I was laughing soo hard and long that at a certain point they were laughing with me.) Eventualy a teacher came over and asked if I needed help up and I hurrid-ly stood up so he wouldn't bend down and smell weed on me or whatever.
This is going to sound strange Well after my first time using a bong and still being relatively noobish, I got so wasted all I could stay up for was grabbing a shell putting it on my nose and doing a horrible Squidward imitation and saying "I'm Squidward, I hate Spongebob." It was strange then I passed out the next day my friends said they were punching me while I was asleep and I wouldn't wake up.
I was at Burger King one time blitzed out of my skull, and when I finally got up to the register I told the guy I wanted a big mac...he goes uhhh you mean whopper? "Nope, big mac man, extra big mac sauce" so he goes "dude you're at Burger King." I stopped, looked at the menu for probably 2 minutes, and then go "why the fuck can't I find the big mac on this menu?!" I got so frustrated that I just left. lol Not my brightest moment
I don't remember this at all (fucked up on who knows what) but I guess me and a couple friends (guy and girl) were hangin out in my basement and my guy friend went upstairs to take a shit, so it was just me and the girl (who I have never been attracted to, shes like a sister) chillin. Well apparently I just whipped out my dick and started wackin it and asked her to suck my dick. I didn't even know it happened until the next day when she told me. That didn't make it any less embarassing though.
Most embarassing thing i've ever done while high is kiss my neighbor, but I asked for popcorn and shes like you owe me so Im like ok. Right on her lips then left.
I sucked dick for crack... jk, but the most embarrasing thing that happened to me is i caught my bro and lil cousin jaking off.
I guess the most embarrassing thing I've ever done stoned is sit at a stop sign. My buddy who wasn't stoned looked over and said "Dude what are you doing?" I was like, "What?" and realized what was going on... Felt pretty embarrassed at the time. Or the time me and a few buddies hotboxed my car. Afterwards we went to some drive-thru place to get something to drink but I started to geek out and couldn't stop laughing so we had to leave. Couldn't gather myself enough to order.
haha once i was on mushies in town and i had to mail a letter, so i go to the post office and i had to wait in line for 15 min! i was laffing the whole time and couldnt stop all the ppl were looking at me funny witch was funny to me then at the counter i was like i need a stamp it cost about 15c i gave the lady a 10$ bill and said she could keep the change and literally ran out hahaha
New Years Eve 2008 I was with a friend of mine sitting in his grandparents' house. When everybody hugged and kissed for the new years, I shook his grandpa's hand and said "Happy Birthday".