the most effed up woman ive ever met

Discussion in 'General' started by thefarside420, Dec 18, 2007.

  1. Alright first off this is a rant.

    My sister in law is the most fucked up person ive ever met in my life. Shes the type that thinks she controls everything, and lord knows she tries to. And shes the type of person that thinks her shit doesnt smell. Now im not ognna point out every flaw she does but ill give you the worst shit shes done.

    My mother almost died 2 months ago from a long amount of infection in her blood, and urine. She also almost had liver failure. Her liver is working at 10% now after her drinking. She also had this cough for over a year where she would cough up shit every time prolly 10 times a day if not more. We first thought it was the cats that i had but after having her hospitalized for what we thought was a stroke when infact it was pneumonia. She was on a breathing machine for the first week and a half of being in there. After she was taking off of it she couldnt talk for a few days cause of her throat but once she could talk we could tell she still wasnt all there mentally. And my sister in law was talking to her and my mother couldnt keep up with her and she got mad and yelled out, infront ov everyone(my family and even the nurses) "Fuck You Jan" and stormed out. THen came back and asked for her debit card so she could order a pizza for her and my brother. The fucking balls right?

    Nah thats not it dudes. the day my mom came home from the hospital the doctors said she wasnt able to drive for a while so what does my sister in law do? She takes my moms car so she could use that gas instead of hers and goes and gets drunk and doesnt bring it back for a week and a half. She gets drunk after having my mom hospitalized and almost dying from 6 years of drinking vodka every day all day. At this point i wanna kill her. She also smokes pot and she bitches at me for smoking. And she does it infront of my brother and she hides the fact that she does from my brother. And i love my brother hes my best friend so i dont say anything cause i know it would bother my brother a whole lot.

    I just dont know what to do about this bitch anymore i really know. every time i think she cant top herself she does. Even at my brothers( her husbands) birthday dinner here at my moms she was whispering to my other brother and my mom asked what she was saying and my sister inlaw said nothing and then somehow she took that as disrespect to her and my sister in law stromed out and drove home and left my brother there.

    She is... a fucking demon dude. What can i even do anymore?
    Again sorry for the rant but something needs to be done i cant let her walk all over my mother and my brother and my whole family like she does. im really passive but im almost at a breaking point.
     
  2. tell her to gtfo and don't inform her of whats happening/don't invite her to places.
     
  3. i suggest investing in a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP with an extended mag. buy some .45 ACP hollow points to fill it up and .....






    **not liable for your actions :D**
     
  4. Man, that sucks ass. My mom was even worse, and I was fucking desperate to find a job just so I could get enough money to get my own place to get away from that intrusive, hypocritical, immature, selfish, paranoid, egotistical, self-centered, petty and vindictive piece of delusional shit. The best advice I can offer would be to keep your distance from her. Worked for me.
     
  5. She's messed up, who knows what her real problem is.

    Your bother obviously knows she's acting weird, I mean she's doing it around him isn't she.


    I'll bet when he's home with her he's trying to find out what her problem is and trying to
    come up with ways to fix it. It ain't an easy situation for him, he's got a lot invested in her. :(


    If she's hiding her pot smoking from your brother then just wait 'till there's just you three there and ask her, specifically, if she wants a joint/blunt/bowl. Make sure your brother is right there to hear you and ask it in the same way you'd ask your most smokingist friend - like you're just naturally expecting a 'yes'. Even when she says 'no' he's going to find the whole situation fuckin' weird and it'll out her without you actually having to rat her out behind her back. ;)

    ...hey girl, wanna joint?
     
  6. at my dads 55th bday party we were at monicals pizza place mauwin down some pizza...

    and they bring it out the food n shit, and im eyein down like 4 large pizzas thikin how good they are.

    well i guess my 16 year old step sister was standing right next to them, next thing I know her aunt gets up and walks over to her and tells her that I was staring at her ass. THATS fucked up.

    my step mom and her sister (the step sisters aunt) have this thing where one thinks theyre the better parent than the other, so my step mom will always talk about how lil jeffy the aunts son is on a double dose of ritalin, and then the aunt will talk about how my step brother used to watch himself poop in the mirror when he was a little kid, just tryin to out do each other.

    this is at my fathers 55th birthday party btw, hes been married to my step mom for 8 months at the time. I came home from this event very dissapointed with the way in which my family is turning out.

    they can talk about that shit anytime, but they choose to do it there, I kind of lost alot of respect for them that day
     
  7. sucks dude she sounds like a real sucubis.
    dont give it tree fiddy or it will never leave.
    the only advice i can give is maybe just talk to your brother, if you guys are that close he will know where your coming from and know that your not just trying to stir some shit up.
     
  8. Slap a hoe.







    No but for real that is really fucked up, I wouldn't know what to do
     

  9. Exactly what I was thinking. And it may be that I'm just stoned but your sister in law means your wifes sister right?? I'm confused, why does your step sister look over your brother ?
     
  10. Since she's in the family because of your Brother, talk to your Brother about it.

    Say, something like "Dude, I know she's your wife and everything, but she CANNOT keep acting that way in our house, and showing that much disrespect to our Mom. Either have her keep her mouth shut, or don't bring her over anymore"

    Talk to your Mom about it too, see what she thinks on the whole situation. If you're entire family is against this bitch, have all of them confront her about it at the same time. There is powers in numbers. I'm sure she'll try to turn it around and bring up something like you smoking weed, but get back to the point at hand. "This isn't about me, it's about you".


    Does she live with you guys? I guess that might be a different story. Still though, I wouldn't put up with shit like that.
     

  11. BWAHAHAHhaha, omg, that's hilarious. I apologize to the OP, I know this is a serious situation you have but this post just made me crack up so much I had to quote it for emphasis.

    But for real, you should sit your bro down and have a heart to heart with him, tell him how you feel about that bitch.

    IF that doesn't work get some shower curtains, duct tape, saran wrap, some rubber gloves, a scalpal, a bonesaw, a meat clever and get creative.
     

  12. I'd do something along these lines and if she doenst quit being dumb I'd flip the fuck out on her. There is nothing I hate more than someone who thinks they are better than anyone else and has no respect.
     
  13. You need to call her out on her shit. If you don't confront her about it, she's never going to change.
     
  14. hahahahahahahah his aunt told the family he used to watch himself poop in the mirror!
     
  15. ^^ it wasnt my aunt its my step brothers aunt, telling my family that my step brother used to poop n watch himself in the mirror. but still i thought it was super fucked up, sometimes you gotta have the balls to tell your family to shut the fuck up.
     
  16. Honestly, if I were you, I would of stepped up and told your step aunt to fuck off in defense for your step brother
     
  17. I know what your sayin guy

    I was alittle to overwhelmed i guess about just being accused of staring at my step sisters ass, when I was only checkin out the pizza. (the pizza was sittin on the table and the girl was standing next to the table, and from the aunts perspective, It probably did look like i was staring at her ass)

    the step sister is 16, im 21, and the brother who poops in the mirror is like 28 probably, a grown ass married man infront of his wife needs to learn to speak for himself in situations like these. Its completely fucked up if you ask me lol AND at my fathers birthday...pieces of shit

    sorry for hijacking this thread, I think both stories share similar morals tho
     
  18. Damn man, sounds like she needs a...

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  19. it's obvious this chick has the hots for you<<<<<

    you need to take her in the garage,,,, and bend her over the wet-vac. one time,,,,,:cool:
     



  20. *ahem*, allow me to finish this...

    Take her in your garage, bend her over, and give her a full fledged kick to the ass :devious:

    That'll teach her to talk shit to your mom ;)

    Edit: A headbutt to the ovaries would work as well
     

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