The most awkward moment of my entire life.

Discussion in 'General' started by twitchydude420, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. Well I am currently living with my grandparents and today my grandma came into my room and cleaned it. At night I usually piss in gatorade bottles and hide them under my bed, well she found them! I came up to my room today only to discover that the three gatorade bottles that were filled with piss are gone!

    I really hope she doesnt try to talk to me about it.
     
  2. I'm irked too say this but check the refrigerator.

     
  3. Do you not have a functioning toilet at your residence?
     
  4. Dude.

    Get up and go to the toilet.
     
  5. 3? Wtf dude. I get the whole idea behind it...but why not have ONE and empty it every morning? :confused:

    The fuck you hoarding piss for?
     
  6. That's fucked up man. Just ask her ..Yo where's my redbull? Nah.. Hope she ignores it bro!
     
  7. Lol. I do but im lazy and dont feel like walking downstairs in the middle of the night. I wont be pissing in any gatorade bottles again any time soon.

    I know several other people do this some im not the only one.
     
  8. When I was a young boy, maybe 10 years old, the window of my room was at the back of the house, and from there I could piss in the neighboors backyard, did that for almost 2 years I think. It's night, you don't want to make noise, I get it. But still.. :p
     
  9. serisouly dude? id suspect a off the wall talk of hoarding piss with granny very soon thats not normal behavior from what i understand
     
  10. I always hold my midnight pisses because it makes my morning piss 10X better :smoke:
     
  11. [quote name='"Weasel King"']3? Wtf dude. I get the whole idea behind it...but why not have ONE and empty it every morning? :confused:

    The fuck you hoarding piss for?[/quote]

    That's funny!
     
  12. Seriously I don't understand why you were keeping it though...

    Were you gonna empty them at 4 bottles? 8? Like how does that work?
     
  13. Ya im weird. Im 100% aware of that lol.
     
  14. That fuckin suucks dude
     
  15. Why the hell is you Granny cleaning your room? Aren't you 18? That's the minimum age to post here. You are old enough to clean your own room and hording piss is nasty.
    This is what happens when you raise kids in plastic pants you rarely change, they grow up thinking piss and shit are things you keep in your room for later?:eek:
    Lord have mercy!:smoke:
     

  16. I usually empty it after 1 bottle but ive been getting lazier.
     
  17. Oh were you?!


    :rolleyes:


    So what happens when you're peeing and the bottle reaches the top but you're still peeing?
     
  18. ask her if she touched your apple juice stash
     
  19. thats horribly lazy, first the fact that you wont get out of bed to piss and secondly because you dont empty them first thing in the morning!
    some of my friends do this too id often walk into their room and see a bottle of piss on the floor!
    boys are discusting :p
     

  20. Im 19 but my grandmas extremely OCD so she spends all day everyone day cleaning. I dont want her cleaning my room but its her house, im just staying here until I get my life together.
     

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