The Marriage Test:

>
> I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
> so we
>
> decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
> encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
>
> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
> thing
>
> was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years
> of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses She would
regularly

> bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
> underwear. It
>
> had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
>
> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding
>
> invita! tions. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
> soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that

> she couldn't
> overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted
> to
>
> make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
> to her
>
> sister.
>
> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
> upstairs
>
> to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and
> get me.
>
> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
> stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
threw

> them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
> and went straight to the front door.
>
> I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
> towards my car.
>
> My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
> he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
> little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome
> to the family."
>
> The moral of this story is:
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car