The Marriage Test:

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Mar 27, 2004.

  1. >
    > I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
    > so we
    >
    > decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
    > encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
    >
    > There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
    > thing
    >
    > was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years
    > of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses She would
    regularly

    > bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
    > underwear. It
    >
    > had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    >
    > One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    > wedding
    >
    > invita! tions. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
    > soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
    that

    > she couldn't
    > overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
    wanted
    > to
    >
    > make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
    > to her
    >
    > sister.
    >
    > I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
    > upstairs
    >
    > to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and
    > get me.
    >
    > I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
    > stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
    threw

    > them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
    > and went straight to the front door.
    >
    > I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
    > towards my car.
    >
    > My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
    > he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
    > little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome
    > to the family."
    >
    > The moral of this story is:
    >
    > Always keep your condoms in your car
     
  2. I never use condoms.. I guess that is why I would fell the test... Oh well, at least it would be fun for a moment or two!
     

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