The Lion King

Watch this while you're high!! lots of colors, awesome music, WALT DISNEY IS THE BEST!!

and the beginning is so intense, with all the animals and the circle of life...its mindblowing

I came up with lots of weird thoughts during this movie:
"This movie is like my brain" (because of all the animals running around...)

The Lion King is like the biblical reinterpretation of Macbeth. The prideland is like the Garden of Eden, Scar kills Mufasa out of greed and in order to obtain the throne (Like how Macbeth kills Duncan), Mufasa is also like Banquo and the 3 hyenas are like the 3 murders and they were supposed to kill Simba like how the 3 were supposed to kill Fleance. Rafiki is like the 3 weird sisters, but in this story there is only one because he does magic and stuff but he doesn't do bad things and try to screw people's lives up he's kinda like Buddha too, because he helps Simba achieve enlightenment. lastly: Simba is like Jesus and Mufasa is like God and nala is like mary magdellan.

Scar is like Hitler (just watch that scene where he's singing that song) he has a whole army of hyenas marching like fucking nazi's and he's obsessed with power!!!! They even make that communism symbol (the one with the hammer and the scythe) only it's backwards but like there's a moon behind scar and his body is like the hammer!!

and then i understood heaven. There is a level of conciousness that we as humans cannot perceive, just as there are sounds and spectrums that we cannot hear or see. My view of heaven is that your being is flipped from inside out from the brain, extending into a bubble. You get kinda freaked out when this happens...and then when people try to bury you, you have to decide if you want to get buried (but if you let yourself get buried, that's how you get to heaven) but most people get freaked out when this happens and then they just detach and float away and then theyre a GHOST and don't know how to find heaven after that so theyre like fuuuuckkk...

and timon and pumba are like those two from the twelfth night (I think one of them's toby?) who are the comic relief

and lion king is kind of like camelot, too. Merlin is rafiki, scar is kind of like morgana's son/arthur's son (because he wants to take the throne), and timon and pumba are like that guy that merlin gave arthur to to raise him!

and simba takes drugs! no lie...rafiki trips him out and then simba goes through this really scary trip he's like running through this creepy forest and shit and he ends up at this pool of water and finds his dad. Rafiki tripped him out to help him arrive at understanding and acceptance and to give him the pick-me-up that simba needed to take the throne back. Simba is hippie-like, too! He has long hippie hair and he's trying to beat "the man" (scar) in order to reclaim what rightfully belongs to the people!!!

So the lion king is like a comment on government, too

anyway if you read this, congrats.

 

it makes me feel all nice inside.

Walt Disney really knew his shit!!!

idk...i think some of the movies (Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, The Jungle Book, ALICE IN WONDERLAND) are more toke-worthy than other ones (The Little Mermaid, Alladin)

but that's just imo