post your laws dont slobber on the bowl/joint dont hog my weed dont steal my weed/keif dont agree to give me one 1.5 grams for a ride and only give me .5 loaded with seeds dont say my weed sucks if you dont like it dont smoke it do enjoy your high do smoke be up next time dont be stingy with your weed dont suck butane into the bowl and then light it causing weed to fly out
For every time you hit it , I hit it twice. Also it's gotta be your weed. Also you need to give me 10 bucks and a pack of cigarettes after the session.
only rule i have is tell me if you don't know what you're doing. provisions can be made if you don't know how to hit a bowl/bong/J. don't tell me you can hit a bowl then proceed to kill the bowl and take a monster hit which you won't hold in properly cause you dont know how the carb works. its ok to be a newb, we all had to be shown at some point.
Malicious Blunt Hit Stealing In the 1st - 2 skipped turns in rotation 2nd - 1 skipped turn, Blunt owner & victim of hit heist each take 1 additional hit 3rd Degree - 1 skipped turn There's also entire sections on the most severe of Blunt crimes, BluntMurder and then on a less severe and pre-meditated level, BluntSlaughter. Penalties for the above can vary greatly depending on the nature of the offense, i.e. Blunt Hate Crime, Battery, etc.. Example: "One day I was smoking a fat Blunt with my buddy Mitch," said James. Mitch exclaimed, "This blunt is getting low and quite harsh, I dunno if I can handle 10 more hits." James placed the blunt in the downtube of a 12mm slide bong and replied, "we'll smoke this bitch with a smoooth water filtration system." Upon ending this statement, he proceeded to hit the bong, *plop* and suck the blunt through the down-tube directly into the fucking water, estinguishing the smokey goodness of what could have been another 10 or so hits, and ruining it forever. In this example James, while not intentionally killing the Blunt at hand, was still at fault for its untimely demise. Luckily for him, in this case of Secondary BluntSlaughter, this blunt had been extremely fat, and both Perp. and witness/victim were extremely stoned and the penalty for the offense was laughing our asses off.