The Koala and the Lizard

Discussion in 'General' started by Ypres, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. A koala was sitting on a gum tree....... smoking a joint


    when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
    'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'


    The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

    So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
    where they enjoyed a few joints.

    After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
    and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
    The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
    over and fell into the river.

    A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
    helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
    'What's the matter with you?'

    The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
    was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
    got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
    into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
    sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
    'Hey you!'



    So the koala looked down at him and said,




    'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.....
    How much water did you drink?!!'



    Hope that made some of you laugh :D
     
  2. I did not laugh. You have failed me.

    I'm not mad son, I'm disappointed.
     
  3. I snickered lol.

    It kinda made me happy when I read it lol. I just pictured this koala and lizard being best of friends smoking joints together.
     
  4. I didn't laugh but there was like a mental spark of joy when I saw the punchline
     
  5. There is actually a meme thing of this:D
     

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