I found these on one of my many wanderings on the internet and I thought they were funny and kind of true -.- 01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at the footy, and your pies are getting wet, then for the eating period only it is permissible. 02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". 03: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates. 04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 05: If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. 08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 09: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. EVER. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies Until they demonstrate knowledge of the game (can explain offside or LBW) and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a Yeah, Baby, Push it! b.C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c. Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: I.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
There are no rules that are herb related there. By the way, what are some British slang terms for weed?
Hmm well me being a chick I'm bout to lay it out for you. Number 10 is true because my boyfriend did that often to me. Whatever number said something about a phone converstion is just retarded lol if a dude had game the chick would wanna talk for hours leaves me wondering if the true owner of this list has any.
its not that he cant get the girl to talk more. hahahaha actually thats the least of our worries, theyll go on for hours even if you hang up. Hes talking about dont spend your whole night talking on the phone and actually go outside and have fun
bud/ buuda, chronic, blues (in the case of blue cheese) but the main one used wer im from (manchester) is bud
Just the first one has so many exceptions. A) Father and small child, B) If the two guys are going out, C) If it's your grandpa or an older dad, come on, it's just what you have to do.
Haha , this is funny. I actually have gone by all these my whole life suprisingly. Apparently I'm the utmost of manliness.
They forgot one rule of manliness. A man can, if he is unquestionably manly, break any of the rules in order to demonstrate just how manly he is. For example, Chuck Norris could drink a fruity cocktail just to prove he's still hard-core manly even when he's doing something that girly.