the intercom

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by :::===={XX}, Dec 2, 2003.

  1. One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
    kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little

    With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the
    wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a

    Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

    Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

    Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?

    Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

    Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

    Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

    Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

    Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

    Her: "No, no. I just can't"

    Him: "I beg you..."

    Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
    little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in
    a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a
    blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can
    come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take
    his hand off the intercom!"
  2. Hahahahaha ROTFLMAO!!!! Good one!!!!
  3. Lmao!!

    This one is going in the priceless collection!! :D

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