the im so stoned thread.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Dr.Weed, Sep 17, 2009.

  1. #1 Dr.Weed, Sep 17, 2009
    im so stoned it feels like my legs are being ripped apart. How stoned are you guys? Very subtely though! the leg thing
     
  2. #2 InksSiren, Sep 17, 2009
    I'm not yet. I am getting ready to walk out my backdoor and go to my garage and pack a bowl and smoke it.
     
  3. #3 Dr.Weed, Sep 17, 2009
    good luck bro
     
  4. #4 SomeWonder, Sep 17, 2009
    I'm so stoned it took me five minutes to write this correctly.
     
  5. #5 hOoLiGaN xD, Sep 17, 2009
    I'm so stoned I had to laugh at that for 5 minutes before typing this.
     
  6. #6 Kurt2k, Sep 17, 2009
    I'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaced.
     
  7. #7 Sheppo, Sep 17, 2009
  8. #8 postblue, Sep 17, 2009
    yesterday me and a friend got so stoned we made drum beats on our knees and started singing
    'humma humma hummm' over and over again until we both greened out really badly

    ...creepy day XD
     
  9. #9 PermaBlazed, Sep 17, 2009
    I'm so stoned I forgot I was typing this and went to get snacks and drinks
     
  10. #10 coldcheese, Sep 17, 2009
    come on man use the search button. there's already like 5 threads on this exact topic.
     
  11. #11 blazerr, Sep 19, 2009
    Im supre stoned omg
     
  12. #12 ihateyourdogs, Sep 19, 2009
    well i just grabbed mayonaise with my ranch and ketchup out of the fridge to go with my chicken strips and didn't realize it until i sat down. whoops
     
  13. #13 toasterica, Sep 19, 2009
    im so stoned every taste is a taste

    a swallowment of sacrement.
     
  14. #14 Mitchy, Sep 19, 2009
    About to be, going to chill with this M I L F and smoke 2 fat blunts to the dome while at a park :)
     
  15. #15 sippin' codiene, Sep 19, 2009
    im so stoned i just ordered a pizza and it hasn't come yet

    its been 3 minutes, to long for a hungry stoner
     
  16. #16 puffpufflaugh, Sep 19, 2009
    im so stoned
     
  17. #17 ArgoSG, Sep 19, 2009
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    I've never been this stoned before in my life. I'm feeling nauseous. I ate a little under 2g of ground great white shark in 2 firecrackers...

    I cannot really function very well.

    They were baked in organic fresh ground peanut butter(my grocery store has a peanut butter grinder for self serve organic PB), in between 2 graham crackers at 300 degrees F for 35 minutes, middle rack, wrapped tightly in foil. You must try it. 1 g of finely ground bud in each cracker, or 0.5 of dank. WARNING - Do not eat more than 2 of these.
     
  18. #18 DisguisedStoner, Sep 19, 2009
    im so stoned i took the time to read this whole thread which was pointless

    get lifted
     

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