The "I'm Horny" Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by inkielee, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. #19141 orbweaver, Aug 16, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 16, 2016
    I had to have my blood pressure re-taken at the doctor's office because the guy I'm starting something with sent me a sexy message right before they took my blood pressure and my BP came out much higher than normal. Normal reading the second time. Jesus christ, this thing. Unffff~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
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  2. lol perhaps ppl like vanilla haha

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  3. youporn here i come!
     
  4. & @JohnnyBlast

    I didn't ignore it, I saw, what's to say about it?

    Loki, you say vanilla like it's not a good thing? Just because I don't need gagged, beaten, choked, pissed on, tied up, my feet sucked off to achieve orgasm, I don't think that's a bad thing... :laughing:

    BDSM is fantastic in small doses, but my fetishisms lie elsewhere.
     
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  5. Amen Floo!!! Slap my ass or grab my hair, but all that other crazy shit doesn't get me off. I actually did ignore it, I'd be pissed as fuck if my hubby posted a picture of my bruised ass on a forum, but hey I guess if that shit floats her boat she probably doesn't mind.


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  6. Lick ice cream off it


    If you can't win the game, if you can't solve the puzzle; then you're just another loser.
     
  7. lol by the way some of you huys spoke a while back i thought bdsm was a thing here clearly not lol and i never said vanilla was bad but they call it vanilla for a reason it will get the job done but it fetish is more than just spanks and choking haha its anything younwant it to be and yeah my wife and i like a bit of D/s play time


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  8. I've got an insatiable sexual appetite at the moment.
    Need my days off to come so I can spend them sitting on his dick.
     
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  9. #19150 I'm Ron Burgundy?, Aug 20, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 20, 2016
    I need some tits and ass pronto. Gorgeous melons uppercutting my face.
     
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  10. If I ever marry I hope my wife is as dedicated to making money and sitting on my dick as much as you are. God bless.


    If you can't win the game, if you can't solve the puzzle; then you're just another loser.
     
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  11. If your girl hops in the shower with you hot or not? Even if she's chunky she's horny as hell...


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  12. Monday is my birthday, all I want is birthday sex.


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  13. I would have so much fun with ya!


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  14. Ok. So.
    I have this lead at work who is decently attractive and pretty funny. Thing is, hes leaving to go out of state by the end of the month. My friend that i work with joked like "oh he is into you and hes leaving anyway. You should fuck him." I just laughed it off like yeah right, like i would ever do something like that...

    Not only did he make me steak but he pull out a joint for us to smoke. Had no idea he smoked so i was pleasnantly surprised.



    Annnnd we fucked. Twice. He was quick the first time but made up for it with a round 2. He was gentler than i thought but the sex was good so i can appreciate that.

    I still can't believe i fucked a coworker.
     
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  15. I've fucked so many co-workers I need fired asap.
     
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  16. Some mom got fired at the place I use to work at for having sex with all the cooks and chefs hahah

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  17. Fuck yes! Good for you!


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  18. The walk in cooler can be a busy place


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