Lets just say, I said something about my face and he was like, “what face? All thats there is a big hole to fuck” OR SOMETHING SCARY AF LIKE THAT So I blocked and deleted so quick!!!
I am so horny, it's been forever since I slept with a woman. Over 6 months, it's never been this long for me. I'm beginning to think I forgot how to.
Just saw this chick with the biggest ass ever in my gym today. She was pretty distracting, especially because she spent the whole time bent over doing deadlifts. Didn't mind waiting for the cage for once
Yea I know I was staring at asses all day today. I'm such a pervert lol actually I'm a provert. If these women only knew what I was thinking
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i'm horny but i look 12 so i can't really get anywhere with the ladies at school so my favorite past-time has been getting stoned and jerking off. But like in a really good, fulfilling way you know, like light a candle, microwave yourself dinner, seduce yourself for a nice fucking romantic wank. Like aromas and shit, but like your own natural aromas. Like i like to take a handkerchief, put it under my armpit not wash for a couple days and then like, strap that around my head, so i constrict my own breathing and over time the hair will continue to pop out of my face and neck and then i will grow a beard to accentuate my already impressive jawline and i will be a certified babe magnet. i ain't gonna settle for the biebs look. I've found a steady diet of jerking off, drinking, and smoking weed helps my hair fall out which is what makes you look older anyway so i'll just keep at it. Harness the inner nihilism and hatred of yourself and use it to make yourself stronger, i say. (sadly, only the part about the handkerchief is a joke)
Yo, I had been struggling too, then my ex slid through on my birthday so I could indulge in some birthday cake! But I hope you get some lovins.
It may be my only option until I grow a Beard, but i won't even go to those lows. No sir, I want her to fuck me bc she thinks i'm SEXY! I don't even care if that's vain or something, i've been told i looked like shit and would never get a girl all my life so i am going to become the sexiest motherfucker on my campus For context, i last had sexual contact with a girl 7 months ago, and i last had intercourse 2 years ago to this day. I now feel like i am a ticking time bomb that is going to explode soon. Weed helps me see the beauty in life just enough to not kill anyone, particularly those who now call me gay, while i am still growing my bull horns and becoming the devastatingly sexy individual i will be. As soon as I have a consistent and regular sex life, amen I say to you, I am going on a weed-driven sex spree until my dick falls off.
thats not really that bad lol..... depending on how well you knew him. sounds like you didnt know him very well though so i guess i understand. but i dont gather why you think he wanted to kill you. sounds like he just wanted to fuck your face lol.