The "I'm Horny" Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by inkielee, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. Still king of the county


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  2. Feeling like a rock hard morning. I just wish someone wanted to get pounded. ;)
     
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  3. I feel ya, I'm actually figuring out how to f**k this 35 year old hot redhead i met at a school canteen...She's so damn hot and it seems she wants that D hard. We talk sometimes so now i just try to figure out a way to get things done right..she's also engaged or something but i don't care, looks like she doesn't too..
     
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  4. I have this close friend who become a stripper who, is a constant sexy tease. I wanna fuck her so hard she can barely walk. She smokes and drinks with me and, knows she's so naughty. ;)
     
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  5. Oh well, if you 2 smoke and drink together then you're good because that could lead to something crazy..give her that D badly like you said so she can barely walk hahahaha..

    On the other hand, I'm just having chit chat with this woman so we can get to know each other a bit..i went to buy some stuff form her and also bought a banana & she gave me this huge banana which was bigger than the others and she was like "Oh boy that's not a banana..as you can see..it's king kong" and i'm like "Yea that's a big tool, you know ;)" she laughed in a positive way. That bitch turned me up immediately. I'm younger than her but i don't care, she likes the D, i like the P so it's simple maths ;)
     
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  6. havent had sex since 2015..
     
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  7. Woke up with the bonest of all boners. Wife isn't into sleepy sex, wants to wait until after 7 (ok, fine), predictably welcomes our 8 year old daughter into bed when she walks into our room at 7. A cold girl will kill you, in a darkened room.
     
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  8. Ouch, I could have gone for some morning sex today too
     
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  9. Cuffing season is definitely a thing. I feel more driven to find someone... than usual


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  10. Sleepy sex is the best!


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  11. Right?! It's like the problems of the world haven't hit the brain yet and you're just warm and relaxed.
     
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  12. Hiiiiii Screenshot_20181204-174358_Instagram.jpg

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  13. Exactly!! I haven’t had morning sex in forever...


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    Most action I’ve had tying something up for a while....


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  15. I havent smoked in months but I could definitely go for high sex
     
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  16. Click one weird video on pornhub? Ugh. No, i am not into farts
     
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  17. When you're sitting at a bar and the bartender is absolutely fucking beautiful but she got that ring on her finger.........

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  18. thinksexplz.gif
     
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  19. Felt horny and remember I had new batteries for my vibe, my Xmas present to myself, merry Christmas to me. Anyway there's something about Mary is on tv so I basically just rubbed one out to itty bitty titty committee Cam, thank you memories of a topless poster of her one of my boyfriend's used to have.

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