The "I'm Horny" Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by inkielee, Feb 15, 2012.

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  1. #21661 Quantary, Aug 10, 2018
    She has broad shoulders and she's not small so not a spinner. Would probably ride your cock pretty hard though...maybe even break it. Still of course would bang.
     
  2. #21662 BlazedGlory, Aug 10, 2018
    No way dude don't you know that's how she steals your soul
     
  3. #21663 AsthmaticStoner, Aug 11, 2018
    Got my son being born in the morning. Here's to another year without sex LOL *silently cuddles porn*
     
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  4. #21664 incrededibles, Aug 11, 2018
    That’s exciting as fuck man
     
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  5. #21665 AsthmaticStoner, Aug 11, 2018
    Exciting, scary, and every other damn feeling out there in this world haha
     
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  6. #21666 smokeout69, Aug 11, 2018
    Congrats man

    Sent from my SM-J727P using Tapatalk
     
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  7. #21667 Quantary, Aug 11, 2018
    I've gone without puss for so long I wouldn't know what to do other than dump my clip in 5 seconds. Pussy is nice but too fucking expensive. Hard to find stoner women my age. The ones that don't smoke are usually against it.
     
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  8. #21668 AsthmaticStoner, Aug 11, 2018
    Thank you :)
     
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  9. #21669 AsthmaticStoner, Aug 11, 2018
    Well they can't be with and against it haha. Pussy is good but so is my hand
     
  10. #21670 flooyeezy, Aug 12, 2018
    You aren't doing sex right if pussy is comparable to your hand.
     
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  11. #21671 Deleted member 985876, Aug 12, 2018
    Idk some women lay there like a dead fish :lmafoe:
    Sometimes my hand is better. A hand won't reject me either. I can always roll up a joint with these hands and, smoke the bullshit away when I'm done cummin'.
     
  12. #21672 AsthmaticStoner, Aug 12, 2018
    When you have a kid and don't have time for fun together then what are you left with?
     
  13. #21673 AsthmaticStoner, Aug 12, 2018
    No one knows your body more than you. So in some aspects hands are always best. If you don't understand whatnot mean then I'm sorry
     
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  14. #21674 BlazedGlory, Aug 13, 2018
    Rough and callused vs silky smooth...hmm :confused_2:
     
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  15. #21675 Reborn budsman, Aug 13, 2018
    Which is which tho? Seen some rough and callused chicks and hands can be well taken care of...
     
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  16. #21676 StonedMortal, Aug 13, 2018
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  17. #21677 Ar-Bsg, Aug 13, 2018
    I have construction worker hands my dick screams when I beat it !! No joke
     
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  18. #21678 AsthmaticStoner, Aug 13, 2018
    I got soft hands. Always have on gloves at work so they stay soft and smooth.
     
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  19. #21679 Ar-Bsg, Aug 13, 2018
    That's nice I would but then there's no excuse to beg for a bj.
     
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  20. #21680 incrededibles, Aug 13, 2018
    disagree
     
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