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the ideal wake-n-bake

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by RainIsGod, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. #1 RainIsGod, Dec 29, 2009
    so tomorow ive got the house to myself finally and i wanna just enjoy it and get really fucked up.

    i usually just wake up, make me some coffee, pack up the bowl n light it up, maybe make some food after i blaze depending on how i feel, smoke a cig, then either ride down to the river n go fishing, or play some xbox live, or alot of other shit.

    is there anything i should do tomorow to make it alot nicer other then what i already enjoy? thanks gc!!
     
  2. #2 wackedonchalk, Dec 29, 2009
    cook breakie with cannabutter... mmmm... or just blunts and coffee... then its your morning cig and your weed together. plus if you use kingpin wraps you can get maple syrup flavor. its like having pancakes coffee cig and bud all at the same time... it is the best breakfast i have ever had.
     
  3. #3 Peace_420, Dec 29, 2009
    i think tonight whenever i wake up in the middle of the night im gonna smoke ill get a pretty good buzz i would think
     
  4. #4 Under_My_Voodo, Dec 29, 2009
    I always try to prepack bowls, hate doing it all sleepy and stuff. Try to have some music planned or find some good music to wake up high to. Good food and drink are a must. Other than this try to do whatever pleases you, wake and bakes are fun. Im feeling one tomorrow but I have a dentist appointment.
     
  5. #5 Coldgreenetea, Dec 29, 2009
    even better....
     
  6. #6 datdanky, Dec 29, 2009
    Man o Man!!!!

    Wakin and bakin is like my favorite thing to do, and now I have the house in the morning by myself for like a month...it's great!

    What I do: I wake up(11-12) then I just chill in bed for like 15 min., watch my dog bark and stuff...then I just put some panjamas on and make some ceral or even if I wake up early I make toast and eggs . Then I eat a mangoo(I keep a stash of mangoos just like I keep a stash of weed)(mangoos help you get higher btw). Then Im chillin in the basement watchin tv. I pack the bowl and light up, maybe like one or two packs. I watch w/e is on(yesterday I watched mythbusters and I was fucking going crazy like they built a jetpack and it was insane) and so I watch tv and I eat the breakfeast...perfect wake and bake

    So...
    1. get mangoos
    2. wear some comfy clothes
    3.breakfest food
    4. chill place
    5. also try and enjoy that its a new day...smell the morning air watch some morning news...get the feeling that its a new day and you can do anything
     
  7. #7 Deleted member 102273, Dec 29, 2009
    The perfect wake and bake..........

    1-Get out of bed
    2-go take a piss
    3-Get something to drink, your weed/smoking device, and a radio
    4-Go out on ur porch(If it's cold or you can't smoke on ur porch then chill infront of a comp or in a recliner)
    5- Turn your radio on some good music and begin to break up the weed (Never pre pack the bowl the night before because the smoke won't be as satisfying)
    6-Enjoy ur bowl/junt/blunt/WTF ever ur smoking.
    7-Smoke slow...enjoy it....Hit it 1 time wait about 10 min and hit it again....and so on every couples minutes (after all, it is a wake n bake...ur going to get super high) I can't stress HOW IMPORTANT STEP 7 IS! Smoke slow goddamnit!
    8-After the bowl is cashed light up a smoke and enjoy ur smoke (Pref a newport)
    9-Chill for a lil while....mayb an hour or so. By that time ur probably starting to get a lil bit hungry so get u some good food.
    10-After you eat light up another smoke and begin to break up ur weed for another bowl/junt/blunt/wtf ever. Then burn down again....but REMEMBER TO SMOKE SLOW AND ENJOY IT GODDAMNIT!

    As midday rolls around if you already feel burnout for the day then you had a sucessful wake n bake.

    Damn, I'm blazed right now....I just wrote a fucking book lol
     
  8. #8 CaliMaryJane, Dec 29, 2009
    wake n bake is awesome for sure.

    you get really blazed and about to pass out when you look at the clock and its only 12. hahah. :smoke:
     
  9. #9 oogen, Dec 29, 2009
    Ideal wake and bake: mango 45 minutes before you wake up.
     
  10. #10 th3_chr0nic, Dec 29, 2009

    Haha have someone shove it down your throat while you're sleeping?
     
  11. #11 SlightlyStoop1d, Dec 29, 2009
    Yea wtf does that mean?
     
  12. #12 sandwichman, Dec 29, 2009
    the ideal wake and bake is one where you wake up, look at your bedside table, and see a fatass jay. so, i hope that's what you did, and you just lie there and smoke it while still in bed.

    pretty good huh?
     
  13. #13 L'Oeuvre, Dec 29, 2009
    The ideal wake-n-bake is everyday.
     
  14. #14 NERK, Dec 29, 2009
    ive gotta be warm to fully enjoy my w&b
    :( fuck you winter!!
     
  15. #15 need2knowbases, Dec 29, 2009
    I have never had a successful wake and bake. I'm not one of those people who swear they "can't function" in the mornings, which is usually just them being whiners IMHO, but I don't feel like I get the whole experience I want if I go from tired to stoned. Of course, the quality of what I smoke is in a perpetual state of questioning, so that could be part of it.
     

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