The "I Miss Sex" Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Royksopp, Apr 6, 2010.

  1. Sorry but no thanks not at all the same
     
  2. Well he is an elitist so it makes sense why he doesn't get any... no one is good enough for him!
     
  3. i get it like prolly twice a week but then sometimes it goes longer than a week.... hell no.... sancha dont want to fuck, she says that she cant cause then we will fuck up our relationship.... smh damn
     
  4. In need of a good lay and now I'm getting teased. No fun at all. ><
     
  5. Teasing can be fun
     
  6. Been about a week!! would be nice but no worries.. ahahah because it was great ;)
     
  7. Been a few weeks, maybe a month. Not stressing, just going with the flow. But a good fuck every morning sure would make everything better. Just dont want the stupid drama that follows most the time.
     
  8. One more month and I'm back in my boos bed again! Thank god cause the past five months have been pure torture
     
  9. i'm getting laid tomorrow been 6 months
     
  10. id love some fun tonight
     
  11. We've been so busy lately there has been no time for sex, and we were running on close to a month without so I had enough and I planned that tonight would be an all-out sex-athon.
    Bought new lingerie, fresh brazilian, can't go wrong! .....

    ...He fell asleep.

    Fml. -because nothing else is getting effed.

    :(
     
  12. I really really really miss sex.
     
  13. i love the tags.... "women love huge facials", "lets bone illa" haha!
     
  14. Ugh I need to fuck soon! I know it's gonna happen but I want it now haha!
     

  15. Geez, try to keep the sluttiness to a minimum pleeeease
     
  16. I don't know if it's possible
     
  17. You should have woken him up with a blowjob. It would have went the fuck down.
     
  18. Normally i would but to be honest, he gets blowies on the regular.
    I'm getting a little fed up!
     
  19. #3100 ByePhilipe, Apr 7, 2013
    Last edited: Apr 7, 2013
    You just start with a blowie and then you jump on his dick lol.


    Edit: I just came across a dick pic from P. FML.
     

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