The "I just had a shit" thread

Discussion in 'General' started by dawnofwar, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Alright folks, plain and simple, not for the faint of heart.
    Did you just have a shit? Well great, so did I. Describe your shit.

    Ill go:

    Really quick, didn't hurt. Pretty fat deuce I must say, felt like I unloaded a couple pounds from my body.

    Smell: Rotten eggs, chinese food, and shit.
     
  2. During my morning piss, let out a fart and the fucker turtle heads.

    Had to dump it.
     
  3. Goddamn turtle heads! Hate when that shit happens (pun not intended :p)
     
  4. So much shit threads I am surprised the name isn't fecalmattercity.com
     

  5. Did anyone check if that was a real URL besides me? xD
    Yea, but none describing the shit you just had 0.o 0.0
     
  6. Well I had wisdom teeth surgery on Friday, the Vicodin they gave me was clogging me up, so today I wasent taking any and decided to drink a pot of coffee and clean my bowels out. Fucking it's only 230 pm and I've already taken 4 huge shits hahah
     

  7. *english accent* good man

    haven't shat yet, but just reading this thread while eating a hot dog with relish and mustard on

    ain't nothing quite as appetizing as a thread on shittin :cool:
     

  8. oh shit! its you!

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
     
  9. Yea it's me alright..........or maybe not. I'm not sure anymore.....Ahhhhhhhhh!
     

  10. lol man i remember first seeing your avatar when i was high.

    i just kept looking at it for like a whole minute, i couldn't understand why it was just a black empty space.

    i bet it wud make so many stoners shit their pants if u had like an animation where a scary face or thing popped up in it, like an animation haha.
     
  11. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh!

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Ha ha ha ha that would be awesome. I forgot why I changed my avy to this. That thought is loooong gone. I'm goooone
     
  13. Tell us more of your fecal matter journey.

    :devious:
     

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