oK so the basis of the thread is this: A Hyperbole is an Exaggerated statements or a claim not meant to be taken literally, but used for effect or to prove a point. Example: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" or "Your mama is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company" what i'm lookin for here is your funniest HIGHperbole: (high-per-bowl-ee) Noun: Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally used for effect or to prove how MEDICATED you are!! Example: "I'm higher than Jack Nicholson's hair line!" or "i'm so high my korean friend's eye's are more open than mine....AND HE'S LOOKING INTO THE SUN!" Now you try....
My friend once said this while holding in a hit " I'm so high I can feel the thc in the smoke" "I'm so high that I could eat the whole food supply of Africa" Let me go smoke ill think of more lol
Neighbor knocking on tha do', Asking can we turn it down, I say there aint no music on, She says no the weed is loud.
I'm so high I could play pool with the planets I'm so gone they put my face on a milk carton I got so blowed that I caused Hurricane Issac My weed is louder than a death metal concert