The highest youve ever been

hmm i'd say the first time i vaped with my friends older brother. we got pretty damn toasted, i couldnt drive home. the reason i dont like threads like these is it quickly turns into an armrace of how much weed people smoked like "ya dude i smoked a QP in a blunt with my friend" idk i mean it gets kinda repetitive. personally i like to get just kinda high, not full blown baked all the time, but the highest would either be that or after a few blunts of dank at a party.

 

Probably after I got done with two ounces in two hours a while back.

 

i had a full blown trip for about 20 minutes the first time i smoked this grapefruit bud that a friend got me. i went out back, packed enough for like 5 rips and after rip 2 i was running back in the house bc i knew i wasnt going to be able to stand. i got the bong safely to the counter and literally collapsed on the floor. imagine youre lying on a couch which is spinning at a high rate of speed in all directions. now take that couch, place yourself on it, and put it on the most extreme, never ending roller coaster track at night when fireworks are going off above your head. that intense. sometimes when i bake i try to make it happen again but i can only bring back the fireworks. ahh, memories.....

 

Ehh, there's a few, but this one from a year or two ago really sticks out in my mind. Drove down to my friends apartment for an LSU game a while back, and when I got there we smoked a bowl then started drinking. A little while later my other buddy who lives there pulled out a hookah and so we loaded it with weed and shisha, smoked that then rolled out to a keg party. When we got back I was pretty messed up and decided it'd be a good idea to do another round in the hookah, so loaded it up and by the time I got it lit, everyone had passed out, so I smoked that by myself, then a buddy called seeing if I wanted to roll over to his place. By now, it was around 3am, so hell, why not. Rolled over there and we did 2 bowls in his big ass bong, and as I was finishing up a hit, I pretty much got hit by some massive couch lock. I was like glued to the couch. Couldn't move my fingers or anything. I could barely speak. As I'm sitting there my eyes start to close and I am still completely conscious, but had no control over my body, it had shut down. I then proceeded to have an out of body expereience almost. It was crazy. My buddy then went to sleep as I sat motionless in his lazyboy. It was crazy the shit that was going on in my head. I was seriously walking around the room looking down at my body and shit. It was nuts. About an hour into my trip I threw up on myself, but was still unable to move, so decided it'd just be best for me to clean it up after I woke up, and decided to sleep. Woke up around 8 am, and stripped to my boxers and made sure no mess was made. Stumbled outside to my car, and noticed that people were all over the parking lot staring at me as I was trying to find my car....while walking around in just my boxers. There were tons of people heading towards tiger stadium. Anyways, ended up finding my car, drove to my buds apartment, then passed out.

 

Me and some friends smoked a massive blunt, then we ripped bong that had a bowl that could fit a 1/4. By the end of the night i was hvaing closed-eye visuals that werent unlike tthe ones you get with shrooms.

 

One of my first times ever smoking. me and some friends got a plug from our dealer friend gave us 5 grams of grandady purp for $35. so we rolled a blunt and boxed my friends car... time came when we had a fairly decent roach my 3 friends i was with wanted to go get some food. Me being so high panicked when i saw them all turn to me. thought they said throw it out the window. i panicked ended up ashing it on my friends hand who was trying to stop me then threw the roach out the window... haha looking back i was so fucking high... they were pissed lol but they soon 4got

On top of that my friend told me it was still lit and that i set the park we were smoking by on fire. and i freaked out until i just chilled out n did'nt think bout it.

 

One night I was chillin with this dude and he called his guy over and I bought a half of this daaank shit he had, we only smoked like 3 blunts and he had an ounce laying on the counter behind the couch I was sitting on... he said 'if you can grab that bag behind you, you can keep it'
I knew I was stoned but I didn't know how stoned, and I didn't think twice before I jumped over the couch only 4 steps away from it being in arms reach and in the glorious moment to step 2, my head caught up and I just dropped. I layed there starin at it for probably 8 minutes before I tried to stand up.

 

Back when I was really new to smoking, I used to go up to this middle school and smoke in the evening. Anyways, I used to get so high I'd look up at the sky and think I'd see millions of planes or something .

 

ooo i got one

got an ounce

smoked like 5 blunts of someone elses budd

then went and hit a huge bong it was like 4 feet or something with like 3 different perkulator things packed like 5 bowls each person out of that with like 4 people

by then i was seeing shit lol i have an albino friend and he stepped out of a car and he has long long white and he looked exactly like jesus ha.

then i went to a party, passed up the beer pong, yes i know how could i?

went in the garage and i believe i toked a shit load with all those stoner ppl who hang out in garages at parties. u kno what i mean

and we smoked more ppls budd after that i just cant remember haha. i just remember i was so fucked i couldnt move i was just chillin in this chair for like the whole party.

ya that was a chill day

 

the night I tried a vapo and green dragon for the first time (with many hits outta a 2 footer for good meaure )

 

well i bout a pound of this stuff called train wreck. and i live in Ohio and ain't 18 so me and a friend made a bong(perc, 2 pre coolers) out of some random shit we found in his house so after we finished building that another friend came over with his gas mask so we through that on there to. he also brought a 8th of this stuff called stardust.
so we smoked half of my pound and all of his 8th and by this time i could not figure out how to work the bong/gas mask. so they ended up putting it on my head and making me smoke more
(god bless them) by this time i was in bad shape. i could not move and they were no better. so i did the one thing i could i was singing, i went from heavy metal to bob Marley stuff i fell asleep after that.
next morning i got up and i was still baked so i ate some cold left over pizza and that concludes my epic story of forgetting how to use the bong

 

2nd or 3rd time i smoked, hotboxed some miniature dollhouse in a backyard. three bowls or something like that of something good, no knowledge of anything at time. But i couldnt pull my legs apart, thought a frog statue in someones basement was dissing me...fucking weird

 

First time I ever smoked was the highest I've ever been. I was 14 and took some serious hit with a buddy of mine who smokes a bunch. I remember watching Bad Boys II on the Spanish channel before realizing it was in Spanish. Then me and my friend decided to make up our own language that we spoke in for the rest of the night, while eating texmex leftovers mixed with applesauce, with pudding on the side.
Best part was probably playing old school Morrowind and waking up the next day to find that we had created over 30 new characters with names like Pooshanka Queefwarrior.

Good times.

 

The one that strikes me the most was the first time I ever ripped my buddy's zong. I don't know what it was, maybe the fact that it was bitterly cold, but I honestly thought I was going to die and couldn't move.

It was fooked.

 

Im sure all of u will get a laugh out of this

( This is when i only smoked on the weekends )

Me and my buddy j picked up a dime of some reallll stanks, and seing as i was only doing it on the weekends my tolerance was not very high

We meet my guy on a street, my guy gets outs gets in there car, i follow them in my car behind copps ( food store ) and my guy gets out and gets into my car and he pulls out wat looks to be an 8th!

I was suprised as hell and he says to me " Dude told me to grab one of the baggys on the floor in back seat, i think i grabbed the wrong one cuz this doesn't look like a dime!"

Dude never calls us back so we didnt call him to c bout the bag so were happy as shit u know , couple kids trying to get baked. So we go back to my house go into my 190 degree garage and sweat bullets trying to roll 2 fat blunts ( swisher of course )

As we get done we go behind my garage and smoke them back to back, my guy j wanted to walk to the gas station to meet up with people... im like shit, i guess im up for it ( wasn't really up for it ) so as im getting up walking around the side of my garage and on the cement of the drive way im like "dude i cant do it !"

NEXT THING YOU KNOW - As i start walking back i see yellow and black stars and completely black out, face first into cement with knees clokkin it as well

He drags me behind my garage so my dad doesnt c me and i pass out for 7 hours until 1 in the morning

You could say i was prettyyyyyy


Extremely long, i wouldnt read this if i were you but im high and decided to vent to my fellow tokers, so if u did read it, thank you!

Toke up!

 

Id say when i got my new glass bong. I didnt know its power and took 5 too many hits and i got so fucked. First my head was spinning but slomo. but then it got trippy and then came down and felt really good lol.

 

Have fun with ban.... And there is no way you smoke a Half Pound in one night.

 

1 time I was outta weed so I scraped my bowl cuz I heard resin fucks u up n ive never scraped my pipe before . . Any way I scrape my 2 pipes n my bong n I take out a broken peice, that I kept in a box because it was my first peice. . 65 fuckin dollars wasted lol, any it got shadderd while I was drunk at som party . But shyt I took 1 scrape out of my bong n a shyt load of big ass resin balls fall out n same of my other pipes so im think "damn that was only the first scrape haha" so after like 30 minuts of cleaning the shyt out of my pipes, even tho ther was still a load of resin in them but I ddnt feel like scraping it anymore haha, I hav a mountain of resin so I load up a huuuugee faaaat ass bowl so fat I culd barley get air threw it but it still worked lol. After like 4 hits im fuckin ripped n im not evn halfway through bowl so im like fug it n I kept on hitting it ha. So I get to the point where i dont evn want to hit it nymore cuz i was so ripped but I still cleard the whole thing n omfg I was to high cuz this resin was a potent ass creeper so I jus lay on my side on the couch n watched a few music vids ha n I was goin on the trip of my life like I was seein the weirdest shyt like words cnt explain it ha. But I got up to go grab som food n I lookt in the mirror n my eyes were in a pool of blood like real tlk they lookt purple they were so red n they were shinin like tha mufuckin sun they were so glazed n they ddnt evn look like they were open ha so I open my fridge n I jus sit on the counter looking at all the food n cant make up my mind wat to eat cuz there was so much food ha. It was midnight so I thot I ddnt have to play it cool cuz every1 is normaly out cold at tht time but outa no wher I hear a voice n it was my sister n she askd me wtf was I doing n said ive been doing nothing but staring at the fridge for the past 10 minuts haha n all I said was "nothing the food was jus looking at me... n... im hungry.. sooo... im gonnaaa.... eat it" so realizing wat I jus said I bursted out laughing till tears came down my eyes n she starts laughing at me iss a good thing shes cool wif it so I make a tatinos n grab a whole 6 pack of monster n my hidden uv blue bottle n jus went up to my room n jus ate, got drunk, watcht a movie thn passed out haha

 

so I was smokin a fatty bowl from my bong, chillin listenin to gorillaz cd. I finished that off and packed another.... took a few more tooks. I closed my eyes and was having like these crazy euphoria waves, cant really describe it. Song ended I opened my eyes looked at the bowl that was half full still and said... where is this gonna take me man. I took one last rip. Exhaled. Then the cd ended and I was starring off into space.... proceeded to say.....Did I just die?

Then had panic attack thinkin was dying all the sudden, like heart attack or somethin was pretty fuckin scary.

Lesson learned: KNOW YOUR LIMITS