The Highest uve ever been?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by MarijuanaFiend, Feb 16, 2010.

  1. tell the story of the highest youve ever been..how much u smoked? describe the state of mind

    :smoking:keep blazin
     
  2. I dont remember. Alot. Mindfucked. :D
     
  3. once i got so high, i was able to convince myself i was sober
     
  4. me and 9 others smoke a cigarette sized joint of harlem diesel and we all got as hi as we ever been....10 pple of 1 joint...... it made the edges of evrythin swirl and i felt like a drank like 20 somthin beers....and i could only hear 1 sound at a time, if someone talked to me i could only hear the person not the music or other people, and all sounds echoed

    :smoking: keep blazin and fuck the police
     
  5. It was like 3 months after i first started smokin when i was 17. my homie was rollin a fat blunt wit dank plat bubba. Mom calls and had to dip so i got half the blunt and smoked that shit to myself i so SOOOO stoned. Then my sister says lets smoke a bowl so we match 2 fatass bowls. then i go chill in my bed and watch some tv and after like 20 seconds i felt like i was flying over my body and i had like heartbeats in the back of my eyes which was the best feeling ever!! lol idk why then i fell asleep :(
     
  6. Haha i remember this day like it was yesterday.
    Well it was a friday before xmas break was supposed to start for me and my college friends, so dan,jon,bird and i decided lets die before xmas break.
    We get alll the needed materials: 2 OZ of weed, about 8 or 9 grams of shrooms, 4 molly pills for each of us, and a LOT of food.
    We started off smoking out of Dans roor, like 4 bowl packs.
    I felt completely obliterated and could not move.
    Next came the shrooms, since we didnt want to eat it, we made shroom tea.
    A few minutes in and i was soaring.
    I felt everything becoming wavy and i LOVED life, even though it was 2 AM in the morning.
    The mollys go down next and we start watching trippy videos on youtube.
    After a few hours, i just felt completely perfect, i was "swimming" on Dans floor, Bird was watching trippy videos not being able to speak, and jon was playing WoW at an insane speed.
    I don't think i can ever achieve this high again, but it was amazing.
    Like i could see everyone i ever knew in my life and cherished them, and i felt one with the carpet, and i couldn't stop laughing.
    It was great.
     
  7. I didn't smoke it, I ate 3 grams and passed out and was un-functional for basically 2 days straight. I remember being to high to sit up anymore, going to my bed, it feeling amazingly amazing, then that was all. The next morning I attempted to get up and eat, but ended up eating a frozen hot pocket which made me throw up, then I slept for a whole nother day.
     
  8. After taking like 20-30bong rips I talked to my sister about ayahuasca ceremonies in Peru and other psychedelic possibilities. After 45 mins when my plateuo started I felt like I was my own budda shaped temple spinning through the empty circle shaped realms of space
     
  9. The highest I have ever been was very many times, ill tell the ones i remember. ;)

    The first time I smoked out of a vape, I smoked white widow, medical grade that was shipped from california to my little indian friend via UPS along with some clothes ;). NNNNNeeeeeways, i was sooo high i couldn't walk straight, we ate sooo much chinease food, then we went to a hookha bar, man it was so chill, and he also had a bob marley steamroller that we smoked out of, pretty nice day it was.

    Another is today, as I am typing this, I feeel soo blasted off vaping trainwreck.

    Another is where I smoked keif, and had several bong hits and several blunts, we prpobably smoked at least a quarter, and this was before i heavily smoked, now i smoke a lot more each day. This was like 6 months into my smoking life, anyways, he made a gravity bong and I hit that, coudln't clear it, was already too high, it killed me, i was never soo high, i passed out for about 30 minutes, then lefto to get jack n the box, and went home and ate and passed out, man it was the best. I woke up the next morning feeling high.
     
  10. Right now the highst ive ever been is either... when i didnt eat anything then hit my friends bong so many times i threw up acid(like that mucus or whatever inside of you), then we go inside his house and watch family guy. my 2 friends said that i started laughing really hard then started crying. i honestly just remember that stewie kept repeating a word. OR the time when i smoked this percocet blunt and get another blunt to the face (all for $5). when we leave the spot the car was so packed i sat in the trunk (it was a honda crv suv not car). it felt like it was slowly getting smaller so i told them to let me out. i threw up a bit, then got window seat and made one of my punk ass friends sit in the trunk.
     

  11. thats the nastiest shit ive ever heard...was it a fun hi? or one that makes u feel like shit?
     
  12. Highest I've ever been was about 2 months after I first started smoking when I was 16, me and my friend M had about 2gs of some not so dank but not so shwag bud all ground up and my pipe that was given to me by my father :rolleyes: and we decided to walk down to the beach to a secret spot where M usually drinks.

    So we get to the area and find a nice place to sit, on a wooden wall on the beach right past the rocks that was about 20 feet from the ocean :cool: and we started packing bowls :smoking: and kept packing...and packing more..and more...even until me and M agreed we couldn't smoke anymore, I made a promise that we would finish the 2gs even if it took 2 MORE hours, yes we were chillin for 2 hours of continuously packing bowls (I just learned how to corner so we were making the best of it being newbs :hello: ) but we had only 3 bowls or so left which I took to the face since he pussed out :p

    So we get up after a few more minutes of chilling and oh my god, everything was moving around me and it was so hard to stand up straight let alone walk. Everything looked like it was in Hi Definition and I had felt 300 lbs heavier but it didn't bother me.

    When me and M met up with a few more friends at the park we were geeking out pretty badly and couldn't stop laughing to save our lives. Then I decided to just chill out for a bit and sat down watching everyone play around on the playground. I stared at my friend K's face for a while and I shit you not, he looked EXACTLY like Adam Sandler :eek:

    I lost it again and they all came up to me and it sorta seemed like they popped out of no where and so many things were happening at once(they were doing it on purpose) that I couldn't keep up with everything and started to geek out again :p

    We eventually went to McDonald's and I devoured atleast 6 Dollar Menu sandwiches with some fries and drink.

    Those were the days and I will never forget that epic afternoon, well..the story above is just from what I remember, there are many more parts but its too hazy =]
     
  13. Hot boxed this kids jeep and smoked like 5 bowls of dank with him. Than took a hit of some 20x salvia.

    Oh gawd that was a crazy night.
     
  14. Hey I just vaped and smoked about an 8th and a Half of some super dankity purple nugss. I am soOooooOOoooOooo high. I wrote this in Notepad earlier. I was going to write my own thread but my higher than I have been memoir can fit here, even though it is my thoughts as I experience this high.

    heres what I wrote.

    Wednesday, February 17th, At 12:55 PM I am higher than I ever have been in my life.

    I believe this is caused by my smoking 2 year anniversray to when I started so my mental state is evidently immature. I coughed a lot during smoking, I was unsure of being high at the start, and my tolerance is low. However, I still know of all my high pursuits and I am experienced at being high. With every anniversary this will get better.

    I created names for each part of my laptop computer.

    Monitor - Televisionary Backboard Plasma Projecter
    Internet Cabel - Proccesionary Portboard Unit.
    Mouse Cable - Motion Sensor Connection Linkage Unit
    Mouse - Motion Sensor Connection Unit
    Keyboard = Communications Broadboard Array
    Power Button - Emergency Destruction Button
    Lit panel - Optional Entertainment preferences panel
    Battery - Central Power Supply Unit
    Headphones - Audio Reciever Earbud Unit
    Fingerprint Scanner - Identification Proccesion Box
    Flash Drive - Surplus Supply Conductor
    Power Cable - External Power Connection Vessel
    Graphics Card = Video Proccession Power Operations Unit
    Proccesor - Central Communications Proccesion Compact Unit
    Under Fan Mat - Life Support Coolings Facility
    Under Fan Mat Cable - Life Support Information Connector
    Vents - Heat Expulsion Ventage System


    My Laptop Computer is an advanced Supercomputer with vast capabilities, but loyal to me. HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.
     

  15. good for you bro. your fucking stoned
     
  16. the time the trees were talking shit about me.
     
  17. Argh I havent got realllly baked in a while, I dont think its really the quantity of the smoke I think its the quality of the weed. Last time i got super baked was probably smoking this "martian" weed and let me tell you I WAS ON MARS. lol
     
  18. Damn why do people have all these times that they remember the most stoned they've been? When I smoke the weed gets me high like usual the only difference is the amount I smoke just alters how long I feel that way. 1 bowl will have me high 15-20 min. I smoke 2-3 bowls and I'm still just as high as the first bowl but for 30 min to an hour.

    The only way I can get the highest I've ever been is to just keep on eating acid.:smoking:
     
  19. The first time I ever got high. I had smoked before but my cousin doesn't know how to roll spliffs and she got horrible weed.
    I was with my friend, her brother and his friend driving to the beach which is a two hour ride. Felt like it took 10 minutes. We got lost several times. Needless to say the beach was ten times better.
     
  20. One time about a year ago. I was looking for weed and decided to hook up with this new dealer my friends recommended. He delivered and my friends said he usually had good shit, so I asked for an quarter and waited...

    He showed up about 20 minutes later, and came into my house with a HUGE bag of dank and his scale. He scaled up the 7 g's, bagged it for me and handed it over. From where I was standing over the on other side of the table, it smelled pretty good, but when it put it to my nose for the first time I almost passed out, the smell was more then good, it was overpowering.

    I paid him and he left, then I went back into my room to observe the new goodies. The buds looked delicious and I couldn't wait to smoke some, but I had to wait for my brother to get back from the store, he was gone to get us a blunt.

    When he got back, we rolled up a nice 2g fatty, and sparked it up. It tasted amazing and knocked us on our asses off the first couple of passes, we literally had to sit down on chairs outside, we couldn't stand up. After the entire blunt was finished, I looked over at my brother and asked him, "Are you stoned?", he raised his head slowly, with eyes redder then a coke can and replied "What do you think?"

    We spent the rest of the time couch-locked watching that 70's show. Man, what a good high that was.
     

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