The hardest question you've ever been asked that left you speechless..

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Weed Macgyver, May 20, 2010.

  1. "As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood" :p
     
  2. Would you let a gay man give you a massage or or a straight guy rub on your junk for 5 seconds?
     
  3. "Who are you?"
     

  4. Always answer this with....


    "Define 'commitment'."

    or

    "Ohhh look there's an ice cream truck!" (regardless of location and time of day)


    My question...

    Why can't humans comprehend death?
     
  5. simple! take the table, break it in half.
    take the two halves to make a whole. (hole)
    climb through the hole.

    another version is "if you're stuck in a room with no doors or windows, a table and a saw, how do you get out?"

    you look in the mirror, see what you SAW.
    take the saw, cut the table in half.
    put the two halves together, to make a wHOLE.
    climb through the hole.
     
  6. job interview questions are pretty fucked up but i've become a pretty good bullshitter.
    who are you?
    or like if you turn that question internally, like who am i? what is my purpose?
    things of that nature usually fuck my mind up
    or science physics stuff
     
  7. In high school a German exchange student sat behind me in chemistry class. The teacher was giving back our graded tests, and of course on the front of each was a letter grade, A through F, with the percentage by it (eg, 90% A-). He tapped me on the shoulder and asked with a puzzled look what the letter's purpose was. I had no answer.

    Now that I look back on it I think that situation gave me a small but significant epiphany, a reminder to question even the simplest things that we never think about. Really, what is the point of the letter? Isn't a number enough?
     
  8. so true man so true
     
  9. damn guys sorry i keep righting but i keep lookin an gettin my mind bogled lol
     
  10. Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
     
  11. HAHAHA:hello:

    That is probably a lot of people on here
     

  12. Actually, get on top of the table and jump over the walls.
    You just got silly with it.
     
  13. why are your eyes so red?
     
  14. the same way you got in
     
  15. Would you like sauce with that ?
     
  16. "what would you do without weed?"

    that one scared me i was stoned
     
  17. Daddy, why do you touch me down there?
     

  18. this one has gotten me too :confused_2:
     
  19. why do you smell like weed?
     

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