The Genie Lamp and your Three Wishes...

Discussion in 'General' started by Danceswithjuub, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. One day you are walking through the forest smoking a nice joint.

    You stumble across a lamp.
    Being a little stoned, you give it the ol' rub-rub-rub.

    Suddenly! A cloud of smoke shoots out of the lamp and a genie forms among the mists.
    He says:

    "Thank you for releasing me mortal! As your prize, I grant you three wishes. Of course, you cannot wish for more wishes- no one likes a cheat. What do you wish for?"


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    Well?


    1) I wish for a bong that is for ever packed with delicious, gooey, purple dank. An everlasting bong.

    2) I wish for an infinite amount of money.

    3) I wish for the power of telekinesis.


    :smoke::smoke::smoke:
     
  2. Money, power and bitches...:devious:
     
  3. 1. I wish ganja is legalized.
    2. Win Lottery
    3. I want 3 more wishes.
     

  4. You obviously didn't read the rules my friend.

    The genie kills you for your greediness. :hello:
     
  5. i dont know if you can wish these things and i'd probably come up with some better ones but..


    1. The world was no longer ran by money.
    2. endless supply of really good bud
    3. couldnt be criminalized for smoking weed.
     
  6. #6 Mr Unknown, Feb 5, 2012
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    1. Knowledge, of all subjects. One that adapts to every situation.

    2. Money, enough to retire, travel, pay off family debts, and live comfortably until I die.

    3. Ron Paul as President.


    Edit: Think I found a loophole.

    For the third an finale wish, wish to give a friend/family member 3 wishes. Then when they use their two, for their finale wish, they wish to give 3 wishes to you. It's a never ending cycle of wishes. :cool:
     
  7. -To join the Rockefellers
    -unlimited weed
    -Jessica Valentino
     
  8. I'm sensing a theme here...

    1. 50,000,000 dollars
    2. The power of teleportation
    3. The legalization of marijuana
     
  9. A trillion dollars
    Immortality
    For everyone elses wishes to not come true
     
  10. I only need one wish.



    make all the good things in my brain come true and materialize, and keep all the bad things in there, cause sometimes I use that shit to masturbate.
     
  11. 1. To be able to fly like Peter Pan. I just really want to do barrel rolls and skim my hand across the ocean

    2.For the world to be healthy and happy


    3. Sorry Genie, but I've seem to have found a loophole in your system

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  12. Wish 1: I wish I could wish for more wishes
    Wish 2: I wish I had infinite wishes
     
  13. 1. infinite magical genie lamps
    2. a wish creating machine
    3. a woman genie i could continually reproduce with, to have infinite wishes
     
  14. #14 junkheadrev, Feb 5, 2012
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    That I could generate anything into being with my mind.
    I could have any chick in the world.
    I could walk up to any animal and they wouldn't want to kill me or be scared of me.
    The last one Is really the only thing I would need to live a happy life forever.
    I'd get those bitches to share their food with me.
     
  15. 1) weed legalized globally
    2) suffering everywhere would be karma based
    3) Everyone spent their dreams in Heaven while they slept
     
  16. 1. To have $5 billion in a bank account. Tonight.
    2. To know if there are any other sentient beings in the rest of the universe.

    You never said we couldn't wish for love, so:

    3. To have a long and happy life with the woman I love.

    ///M
     
  17. 1. C.c.w
    2. T.w.
    3. S.w.
     
  18. 1. wish I could learn things like they did in the matrix... anything I wanted to learn, tank could just upload it into my brain :D

    2. telekinesis

    3. more genie lamps
     
  19. 1. I'd wish for power reform to an alternative to the current system, applied globally.

    2. I'd wish for cannabis to be never be tampered with in any laws. Not legal, not illegal, just a plant.

    3. I'd wish for another genie lamp.


    EDIT: awwwww ninja'd on the genie lamp wish for a genie lamp.
     
  20. Only need one.

    Ability to make laws of thermodynamics my bitch, to manipulate all space matter time.
     

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