My friend Joe's mom knows he smokes, she just doesn't like it. Sometimes we'll be chilling and she'll call Joe and ask if he's smoking, and he'll always say no. And the times she has walked in to the house, she'll yell "I smell smoke!" but in Russian, and my friend responds, "No you don't." What makes the situation even more funny is how his mom talks to Joe in Russian and Joe responds in English. It's a comedy club over there, and during this new school year I can still chill there nearly every day. Hell yeah.