Ok, so my wife and I are shopping for spaghetti ingredients and we run into a brother and sister. Keep in mind that they are both in wheelchairs and are fat as hell. The sister holds up a can of cheez whiz and says, "lets get this bub!" The brother says, "what the hell is it?" She then replies, "its cheeze whiz bub!" Then he says, "looks like a homo sex scene to me!" I was like, wtf! I couldn't contain my laughter and had to get out of the store!