The fuck.. Couldn't get my rig hard LOL

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by 08 BANSHEE, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. get your bakage on and youll be g
     
  2. I just didn't end up plowing that broad, made up for it with like 4 others, never had a problem either time. My wien was just lettin' me know somethin's up with the broad LOL.
     

  3. :laughing:

    Way back when I was a Christian teenager, I had this book that was basically A Guide to Combating Sin for Young Men.

    In it, there was this story that sounds a lot like yours. A guy had a hot chick in bed, and when it came time to do the deed, he couldn't rise to meet the occasion.

    According to this book, that's a warning sign from God telling you to stop fucking broads or you're going to hell.

    :cool:
     
  4. Congratulations, you just found out you're gay.
     
  5. obviously she isnt all that cute bro, having your penis surgically altered into a random fuck hole that your dick knows about but your eyes do not ;) lol
     
  6. HAHAHA This may actually be the case. The broads now days are a lot better looking and I have no problems wutsoever.
     
  7. Welcome to the wonderful world of erectile dysfunction.

    Lol no, it happens sometimes, sometimes mine will get up, but itll only get like 3/4 mast,
     
  8. i had the same problem occasionally. not a problem when Im smoking bud, but if im sober and get nervous or if my mind wanders i get flaccid (not too many times one can use the word "flaccid" is there?). some of the meds ive been on have also made it hard to get hard.
     
  9. first time i was bout to get some puss, i couldn't get hard
    worked out for the best
    she was married and i was a minor
     
  10. Didnt read any other posts but if you just went downtown on her and that didnt work, well then its her time to put in some work. nobody likes a greedy bitch
     

  11. the fucking truth man

    but i wouldn't have ate that chicks puss anyway

    only fine bitches get that
     
  12. Fuck fine bitches. Only my girl gets that, that way i know shes clean and im the only one in that pussy and i wont wake up with any disgusting shit on my face :D
     
  13. Viagra isn’t anything to mess around with willy-nilly. It should be mentioned that having an erection for longer than 4 hours can be considered Priapism -- a potentially serious condition requiring immediate medical attention.

    Without medical intervention to alleviate the erection, several dangerous affects may occure, ranging from nerve damage to gangrene -- requiring partial or full amputation of affected issue.

    The cause of rare/occasional lack of arousal can affect otherwise healthy and functional men and women of any age. Stress, diet, lack of sleep, unfamiliar surroundings or strange smells, can all have an effect. Some studies suggest certain individuals react negatively to certain pheromones produced by their partner, whom they may otherwise be into.

    Stressing about it is the worst thing you can do. Try not to. Your buddy will be ready to go when the time is right, and you aren’t squashed up on a couch with a neck cramp from pleasuring your special lady friend. Just take some time off and get your head right.

    Peace.
     
  14. have that bitch suck you off until you get hard
     
  15. Were you on opiates or E? Or drinking?

    Haha those are the only things that keep me from getting or at least keeping a boner.
     
  16. [quote name='"stew mack"']

    idk why but from the name of this thread and this story i just imagined ray from trailer park boys talkin to julian or bubbles lmao[/quote]

    It's cause he started with, well boys.
     
  17. Do you know how much you can accomplish with a 20 hour boner??
     
  18. #58 bahookahjoe18, Oct 13, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 13, 2011
    Hahaha! Fucking excellent.
     
  19. Fuck well this pretty much cleared 'er up, your a smart person :) :hello::smoke:



    I love this thread, WIN!
     
  20. Shit, man! You should've called me, I would've tapped that ass like a pony keg during Brewfest.
     

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