The Florist

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by theVirtuoso, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. Haha, this story brings back memories of all the great times with my boy, T. Well, we aren't friends now unfortunately, but thats a whole nother story.

    Anyways... To start the story off me n T were chillin at his mom's work, talkin to peeps we knew. Well T was ALWAYS buyin shit for his girl and there was a florist a few stores down so me n him headed there.

    I didn't plan on goin in, but I took a look inside and saw a fiiinnne lookin girl at the counter, so naturally I wanted to spit some game.

    So me n T head into the store and he starts scopin around for shit to buy for his girl, and I wanted to talk to the girl. T knew I wanted to have some fun, but I guess he did too... because he starts talkin with a lisp and goes "babe, what kinda flowers you want?"

    I couldn't believe it... he was tryin to pull this kinda shit?! I mean... it was hilarious, yes, but I hadn't been laid in quite awhile at this time (can't remember how long now) and was itchin for some, but T wouldn't stop... I sat there tryna explain to the girl hes just playin, and all she could do was laugh. T continued with the "aww, babe, don't be embarassed." or "Why do you always hide us?" and I couldn't take it anymore... I didn't know if I should have laughed, gotten mad, or what... i was just confused at what just happened... so I walked outta the store, baffled.

    My friend comes out a few minutes later laughing his ass off and I'm just like... "You're an ass" 1/2 laughing still haha.

    So I dunno what the point of this story is, but it was damn funny at the time, even though I had to wait like a week more to take care of business.
  2. haha what a cockblock
  3. I was gonna say mindblock but yeah cockblock too!
    Blocks for everyone!

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