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The easiest way to pass a drug test... period

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by GanjaNovice, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. how to pass a drug test... by GanjaNovice

    1. make someone (clean of course) piss in a little vial and and then cap it off and seal it....

    2. on the day of the test just put the vial in your pocket... (you might have to put it in your pants or something securely depending on how strictly monitored the testing is...)

    3. you should bring a backup vial / test tube of extremely hot water, which you must acquire within 5-7 minutes before you go in to have the test (get it out of a sink in a fast food place or something right near the testing place... and wrap it in a washcloth or some paper towels so the hot water dosnt heat up the glass vial and burn you...)

    4. if you have safely secured both vials safely on your person, (making sure they are snug... wont fall out of your pants / jacket, bra or what ever...... and have tightly sealed lids / corks /etc.) go in the bathroom to take the test... by the time you get into the bathroom to pee in the cup, the hot water should be just the right amount of hot to produce warm urine when mixed with the most likely cool urine in the other vial... just mix the two in the cup... (use common sense... if the water is still pretty hot, gauge how much you should add to make it about as warm as normal piss... you can keep feeling the bottom of the cup to ensure its the right heat...

    5. seal both vials and put them back on your person... then just finish up and leave...

    (6.) for step one, if you don't have anyone clean (or willing) to piss for you... you can use a dog... just don't let it out to pee and make sure it dosnt have access to a carpeted area... lock it in the kitchen or something if you have to... (make sure it pees on hardwood or tile floor)... then suck up the pee puddle with a kitchen turkey baster or something similar... (an empty contact solution bottle or a washed out empty shampoo bottle im sure would work also) and empty the pee pee in the vial

    - i know this all might sound complicated or crazy, but this is for desperate people who are in danger of losing their job and its BULLETPROOF
     
  2. Easiest way to pass a drug test, period: Don't do drugs. Anything else is 100% not the easiest way to pass a drug test.
     

  3. yah... :rolleyes: this is true.... but you don't have to be a smartass about it.... i was just trying to help people out... considering the fact that this is a marijuana discussion forum
     
  4. I was pointing out how you're title is incorrect, it's easy to use marijuana and take a break before you're going to be tested. Obviously if you don't know you'll be tested you need a guide like this, but if you know (or even suspect) that you'll be getting tested sometime in the future, you should take the necessary precautions.

    That said, guides like these are very valuable for those of us who are met with the surprise drug test. But, to be honest, after reading through this guide, this is definitely not the easiest way to pass a drug test. (Not to say it's the hardest either)

    By the way, labs can tell the difference between canine and human urine.
     
  5. It doesn't take THAT long to piss, think they'd be on to you.
     

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