Some dude that always acts like he knows shit about computers, and I heard him say some shit to his friend about Apple and Mac being in a competition.
A few months ago I was driving through D.C. with a 14 year old cousin and the topic of "hoods" came up, so I explained which sides of the city were rougher and told him that the part we were in at the time wasn't one of them. He responded with "this side seems pretty hood too though, I mean there's a drug store on every corner." That comment just completely floored me.
My friend asked me "do grapes grow on trees? After the earthquake and tsunami in Japan my wife asked me " Shouldn't people in Austrailia have already known since they're so many hours ahead in time? I had to leave the room so I wouldn't hurt her feelings with my laughter
I can't think of the dumbest, but the other day some guy in my psychology class was trying to say that doing animal testing(in a medical/psychological study) is basically saying the animals are useless and worthless. I was just like....are you fucking kidding me?? Keep in mind this was after learning about how beneficial animal testing has been for us and learning about various studies done. This made me giggle so much :3
"The Chronic high is a lot better than the Kush high." It was before we smoked. It took all of me to hold the laughter in
Girl I went to high school with saw the statue depicting the three soldiers placing a flag in the ground at Iwo Jima and asked if that took place on the moon. Oh, and http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk&desktop_uri=/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk
I remember when my step brother and I were in like 6TH GRADE he said "Brown cows aren't real, they just fell in the mud." He was completely serious....argued with me about it, then my dad took him to a pasture and showed him they are very much real. I think he's borderline retarded.
I have two from the same girl, it's now apparent to me that she was borderline retarded(not really she was just extremely stupid, although by her quotes you would think it might be the case). 1. There were no airplanes in the 80s. She was dead. Fucking. Serious. It hurt just to think about how she came to that conclusion, I ridiculed her forever after. 2. This one's a bit more of a story. So after the "airplanes" incident, my friend was fucking with her(this like a month or so later) and he's telling her about how the government is working on this program to breed human beings and monkeys and create these super monkey baby soldiers who would take orders and kill, etc. She asked me later if it was real, and I almost slapped her. I told her monkeys and people can't mate and reproduce, etc. Literally a half hour later, my friend went up to her and he said "No, I was just fucking with you. It's actually dolphins and people that can breed together, they make mermaid babies but all of them die during child birth." She asked me if he was telling the truth. The small hope for humanity that I had died that day.
I went to the states when i was younger, i got pulled over and i passed my licence to the cop and he proceeds to tell me that New Zealand isn't a country and my licence is fake, and to give him my real European license. I smashed my head on the steering wheel and started laughing. I've heard some dumbass things before but this dude was so serious and adamant that he was right
I'm just gonna state that I totally disagree, but I don't want to derail the thread. Go make a thread in politics about why you believe that to be the case though, I'd like to see how most of the politics members respond to that.