The dumbest thing someone has ever said to you

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Stinkweed, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. How high are you


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  2. That's besides the point, shhhh. RPM is the measure of anything spinning. So a spinning wheel, eh, eh?
     
  3. Dude, RPMs are how many full rotations the crank is making per minute
     
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  4. Yessir


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  5. Gf also asked if her car only had 2 brakes since its 2wd


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  6. You're fucking killin me man :laughing::laughing:
     
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  7. If only I could remember half the ditsy shit she's said to me


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  8. RPM = Revolutions Per Minute.
     
  9. I was waiting at a car dealership once with some friends for one of their cars to get fixed. A stereotypical soccer mom came in, looked at the tv in the waiting room which was playing either a hip hop video or a commercial or something, and immediately exclaimed that rap music is why black people have blood pressure issues. She wasn't being particularly racist, she was genuinely concerned that everyone should stop listening to rap and hip hop because the beat interferes with your heartbeat
     
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  10. some girl i used to fool around with once asked me if crabs turned into lobsters and i just lost it. lets just say she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
     
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  11. I had a friend who said his dad was ripped when he was 21 years old so he was gonna start lifting at that age because his dad's "genetics" would hit him.


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  12. 'what if letters were sounds?' - my friend during a smoke sesh
    im pretty sure letters ARE sounds but im starting to doubt myself
     
  13. Letters aren't sounds... they're visual.
     
  14. LMAO...Like how could you NOT know the second you put your shoes on that something wasn't right? How friggin old was he? LoL.
     
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  15. I saw the greatest thing ive seen in a while yesterday. A cop is booking this dude who is drunk out of his mind. The cop tells the guy that he is going to "take his fingerprints", the drunk guy looks at him with the blankest face ive ever seen and asks "when do I get 'em back?":yay:
     
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  16. whats funny about grana on the titanic ?
     
  17. OMG that's funny as hell ...not
     
  18. Friend told a friend of mine that if u try to drive away from the cops they have to give up chasing u. Didnt work for him
     
  19. I'm many states that's true, there are "No Chase Laws".


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