The Dumbest/Funniest One-Liner you have ever heard someone say while HIGH

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Darkhaz3, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. My father used tell me,
    You'd have better luck trying to sand paper a lion's ass in a phone booth, than try a pull that shit over on me.
  2. #4922 Sandspur06, Jul 14, 2020
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2020
  3. Insurance , liability and all of that .Plus I want to be high when I do it .
    Another one liner thought . Sometimes Me and my buddy play air-hockey when we smoke . Well the puck leaves the table , after what seemed to be a few minutes . I ask him Are we looking for something important ?
  4. Talking about cars with a couple of friends, one is talking about one he likes and says something like "its a powerful engine, it really pulls" other friend in response: "you must be mad, it couldn't pull my foreskin back"
    • Funny Funny x 2

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