The Dumbest/Funniest One-Liner you have ever heard someone say while HIGH

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Darkhaz3, Apr 4, 2008.

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  1. Dumbest thing; I was rinsing a cup when I literally threw the water on the floor assuming it was the right thing to do ...
    Smartest thing; Made Smart Business moves tho.
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  2. "Motherfucker, you better NOT order porn with my remote!"
    My friend after another friend dared me to order porn on his tv.
  3. Don't be stupid, stupid!
  4. What are you writing a book?
  5. I'd rather be blown than injected
  6. Man that sucks and blows at the same time!
  7. I'd rather jack off a bobcat with a handful of cuckelburs
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  8. me cracking eggs and throwing them into a pan "Mmm Yeah, Fuck yeah eggs crack that shit right fuck yeah. Snap, Crackle, Pop baby time to sizzle my nizzle"
  9. Me and the lads were smoking and doing a bunch of "whatnot" and one of our mates stood up his eyes closed and we all went "GOING DOWN!" at the same time and he smashed his head on the corner of a fish tank it was fuckin' funny.
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  10. Y’all bitches smoking Nd sucking dicks
  11. "Poor kids are just as smart and talented as white kids" - Joe Biden

    Today's Forcast... Partly Cloudy With A Chance Of Amber.
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  12. ”There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again”. -George W. Bush

    Today's Forcast... Partly Cloudy With A Chance Of Amber.
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  13. It's all in your head!
  14. Ok, just had this thought . Construction work is being done across the street from my house . There's a bulldozer sitting there . If I convinced the 1 guy working today that I know how to drive a tank , would he let me pleaseee !! drive the bull dozer . In a past life I was a M1A1 tank crewman .
  15. What's the worst he can say? No?
    Strike up a conversation and let him know about your past ask him if he can review the ropes and let you try.


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