Me and like 4 other friends bought an O and went ham at my boys apartment to break in a friends 1 grand illadelph. About 3 hours into the smoking sesh there was this really.. really quiet moment of time. We were all retardedly baked and my one friend was letting his hair grow out and at this moment of quietness I looked at him and said in the MOST serious and concerning voice ever me: "dude...." them: "what???!" me: "I can NOT believe were in the same fucking room as jim carey" and I pointed at my friend for some reason we ALL died laughing for like 30 minutes lol, tears were spilt.
this is a few years old for me but still a favorite "I like my girls like I like my wine, twelve years old and alcoholic"
I lol'd Mine was my friend/cousin who said "don't worry about me getting a job, guy. I'm going to save like 10 Grand and go to racing school. Then I figure I'll spend a year or two in NASCAR and go straight to F1" he was serious as a heart attack
Happened in conversation: Friend:"A one liner..Ehh.. " ause: "Are You a captain, because my privates salute you" Had me Gone aha
We were all smoking and my boyfriend and this guy we know where discussing mermaids. My other friend was staring off into the distance spacing out when my boyfriend goes "Beau, man, what do you think of mermaids?" and Beau, looks at my boyfriend with this completely confused look goes "Mermaids? Nah man" then looks back off into space again. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
at Chick-fil-a ordering and I said "can I get a number 1. just the fries though, no sandwich or drink" lmfao my friends were dying
me and a friend were sent to detention so we ditched and got stoned in the park. we're walking back and she turns to me and goes "dude, school started eight weeks ago. we're gonna be so fucking late." i'm alreadly laughing my ass off at how dead serious she is when she adds "i'm gonna spend eight more weeks gone because i'll be in detention."
One fine night at my friend nicks open house (always quite the occasion because my whole friend group goes) we are quite stony and the ever fascinating discussion of sex comes up. My virgin friend Brennan says: What do you say after you are done with sex? Good job? A momentous laughing session occurred Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
I was at my dealers, and a friend of ours was (trying to) freestyling. He said something and all I caught was "keen intuition" My dealer mustve heard the same thing cause he goes "...Keen intuition? Whose that? Do I know them?" I was like nah g, it's not a person, it's like a sense or a feeling, and he was all "..Oh."
I got way too high the other night and I was talking to my friend about it who was trying to chill me out. "I got way too high. I feel like I fell in to the sky and time is passing me by right now. NOW I KNOW WHAT SHE WAS SINGING ABOUT." Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
I was with a couple of friends before going clubbing and we were smoking in his dining room and i remember someone brought in this video of this girl who couldn't stop hiccuping and i just remember laughing so hard on the floor of the dining room that i nearly passed out for 30 minutes straight.
Alright me and my friend were trippin on cold meds and we were beyond fucked up. This girl calls me and i remember im supposed to meet her at waffle house. So me and the friend get in my car. I push in the clutch and turn the car on and just sit there. Im like dude. I cant do this. You have to drive. So hes like alright i got this. We get out, switch, and buckle up. Then hes like dude i cant drive. Im like yeah you can. He says no really he cant. By this time im like fuck it i can drive. We switched like 3 more times before he ended up driving
Me & my fav chick ever in the whooolee entire WORLD!! our chillin on the couch, hittin the bong an watchin Dawn of the planet of the apes..the min she sees cesar shes like "Man, ever realize how hot cesar is, like I'm bein serious... thatsa hot monkeyy." I didn't even know wtf to say! I'm like.."You said..monkey.." and then was just like..-nods-
After a few big bong rips with some friends, I have the biggest stoner smile you ever did see. And one friend goes "You're like stupid high right now" I say "what, I'm not stupid!"
I just told my daughter this last night. It's something my dad used to say often and has probably been said before in this thread. "I'm no doctor but I do know my ass from a hole in the ground." I used to think that was so lame as a kid but Kate and I laughed so hard about it last night. It is pretty funny, I suppose. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum