i was cleaning out my garage this morning and i came across an old scooter. it was was a those ole razors, with orange wheels and handlebars. Anyway i felt like lad again so i took it for a ride. It is one of those push ones you know. And theres a lot of hills round here and pretty soon i was bombing some nice ones and then i fell and hit my elbow HARD. it fuckin sucks it felt completely numb and i thought i had broken some of my shit. As i was walkin back to my place a group of youths walked by and one of them said "wow dude can i ride that scooter real quick man!" i was in no mood so i said no thanks and as i walked away he screamed. "THE DEVIL WILL EAT YOU THE DEVIL WILL EAT YOU!!" at the top of his lungs and i was scared shitless. Im a superstitious mother fucker, and i dont fuck with devil shit. so i burned a circle in the fern round the gate and sprinkled baking soda on the plot there, the burn. and thats it. nothing is broken i just iced it up real good and clean it out yea, cant really feel a thing after making some goodies!
how do you fall off a scooter man, i cant even ride mine anymore my feet are too big. they need an extra long one.
This story makes as much sense as a bear on a jetpack flying over a pumpkin patch wearing a happy face.
It's actually a robot who possesses a human slave that he wishes to give to his wife for christmas. Thus, he is carrying it to the christmas tree.
Lol I used to play that game as a kid. I recently just downloaded it too, so I've been playing nonstop.
The monster in microsoft ski was suppose to be a yeti, you knobs. Op, your safest bet is to summon Satan and confront him on your own terms.