It happened in the Garden Of Eden, on the day Adam & Eve discovered sex. Upon completion of their first full on savage ravage, Adam was kicking back & awaiting the return of his strength & fluids. Then, God showed up and the following conversation took place: God: Adam! What have you been doing? Adam: Lord, we have been screwing like jackrabbits! God: Where is Eve? Adam: She is washing up in the river. God: Oh Bloody Hell! Now I'll never get that smell out of those fish!