Alright so last night I'm gettin baked and I hear this loud as noise in my rOom I go to my room and there's this huge fucking crab so I go out side to get a net and I locked myself out so I'm sittin there banging on my sisters window so she can let me in. Eventually I caught that bitch and went to sleep.
I think I read it with a lisp without even thinking about it and than seeing this comment blew my mind damn I'm high
So you were afraid of a crab....? I woulda grabbed that bitch and cooked him up there. Show him who's boss.
I wasn't afraid of it just imagine your self smoking you hear these noices and there's a fucking huge ass crab it tripped me the fuck out lol
Thats almost as cool as the time I locked my keys in the car and saw a stray cat. It was some crazy shith.