The COUCH LOCK EXPIRENCE!!!

I knew a kid that thought he swallowed his adam's apple.

 

i actually thought i was paralyzed because i could not feel anything on my body.

 

Once after I had hit my buddy's new Roor, and all we were smoking was blackberry kush, I couldn't move for two hours, along with I felt like my whole body was coursing with blue electricity...

 

This thread has great potential.

Once I was so high I couldn't do shit but stare at the grass city main page for about 5 minutes. That was 10 minutes ago.

 

I was sitting on the couch stoned, staring at my dog and for some reason all of the sudden he just looked funny as shit to me. i just sat there laughing at him for literally like, 5 minutes.

 

I once thought i swallowed my tongue.I couldnt breathe and shit.It was fuckin weird.I dunno what happened.I started laughing and then shit got real.I could finally breathe after a minute and stopped.perhaps i was having a seizure?I dunno.Lol.1st time i smoked sour diesel.

 

I once got hella stoned on this cliff overlooking a bay. And my friend and I could hardly move. But it was so nice out and naturey, I didn't really mind. Except I kept thinking the boat lights were attacking faeries... and then when we had to hike back... that was an /adventure/.

 

This should be stickied.

Smoked a qt of chronic in half hour... woke up on a park bench with gummy bears and coke in my hair and an empty 2 litre fanta bottle. That's all I know.

 

This shit seriously happened!

Alright So I had smoked about three sweets back to back like a week ago.
I was sitting on the couch on the back porch (which is really just a carport)
All of a sudden i look into the sky and I see a light just flash in the sky randomly every 30-40 seconds.
At first i though maybe someone was fucking with a big light or something, so walk around to the front to see who it was.
This was about 1 in the morning and Don't know why I thought someone would be fuckin' with a light at this hour.

ANYWAY I get to the front and no one is outside at all it felt like I was in a deserted ghost town seriously. the light didn't stop flashing in the sky the whole time I was out there thinking I was witnessing something I shouldn't be!

I still don't know what the fuck it was and why the hell it was happening but it sure freaked me the fuck out.
(Government conspiracy man!!)

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I believe it should be stickied only when they spell experience right lol!

 

This last weekend, me, my friends, and my brother all got 60$ alltogether of weed and smoked it all, lasted for two, almost 3 days. I stayed in the same spot on the couch for an entire day. we were just so stoned

 

Last year I smoke 3gram to myself, was toking in the park with a whole load of other people about... I couldn't get off the ground, started staring at the grass for about 4 hours straight. I think I slept as well, cannot remember. :S

 

Smoked ma self sober bro so I had to smoke mo

 

Me and my friend got so high while sitting at a pond that we came to the conclusion that, underneath the pond was a secret CIA lair and one of the branches on the tree was the lever for the entrance. Never found it. =[

 

DUDE!!!!! I got toasted off of some Sour Diesel, and was playing Black ops online...Me and my friends usually go play and talk shit to people just for fun...But this one dude was talking in bible language (shooteth, smite, ect...) and I was laughing sooo hard I couldn't breath....Then he started playing some sounds from a toy that makes noise over and over.....I had to mute him because I was laughing so hard i couldnt breath, tears were falling down my face like I was 7 and my mom spanked me....Everyone else was like WTF are you laughing at.... LOL I want to experience that again...

 

20 years ago a friend invited me to come over for a smoke , her kids were gone and my baby was with my mom, we had just gotten off of work, so she says I got this really good weed have not tried it lets spark it up...we looked at it and said wow its kinda a gooey? oh well that did not scare me..after we smoked it we could not move i barely made it to the phone to tell mom i was gonna be late it turns out the joint was laced with opium and her friend forgot to tell her? I could not feel my legs!!! thank god we where at her house!


heres another:

I used to be a manger of some little telemarketing co, i had a few employee friends, and this one really nerdy guy ( call him fishbind) that was working but also getting disability he was so nice you could not deny his invitation for us girls to come over , well we get there starts pulling out all this weed really good stuff I was in a daze until I freaking look up and the little mother fucker was putting a porn on, that was a major buzz kill - i looked at my friendswe were out of there damn he had good weed

 

A few weeks ago I tagged along on a blunt ride and I must have missed the conversation where we were going to go to Auto Zone. We pull into the parking lot and I'm thinking "fuck, I have to walk around now?" A friend of a friend was behind the counter just laughing at us because we were so freaking roasted.

 

yeah dude it was intense.The 2nd time i smoked sour d everything lookd out of proportion.the couch seemed taller then usual and i felt really short.i was drunk too.it was pretty weird.then i got the ehad spins and got sick and then felt better and just layed in the floor thinkin whyt he fuck did i drink liquer,beer,and smoke dank.lol

 

Once I was tokin in the bathroom and after about 4 bowls I took a WAY too big of a hit and got the sudden aroma of movie popcorn and then I had the Sudden feeling that I was in a bag of popcorn and I was stuck and couldn't move..haha I think I stayed like that for like 5 min till I realized I was justt trippin

 

First time usein a bong in the park haha I had tree stump lock just sat there for so long starein into the trees cuz they were so colourful and every little noise turned into an awesome beat even tho I wasn't listening to music
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