All you motherfuckas theories about the coming antichrist are dead wrong, only I know when the antichrist is going to be born, and it involves 2012 and wait for it..... Jersey Shore. People say that shit is going down on Decemer 2012, and just recently, it's been anounced that Snooki is pregnant, Nine months from now is December. That's right, the antichrist that's going to enslave us all is going to pop out of that orange vagina!