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The church's in Oklahoma........

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by smokinokie, Sep 4, 2005.

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  1. #1 smokinokie, Sep 4, 2005
    ..........are quite full this morning. The hurricane down south coupled with OU losing the home opener to Texas Christian has many people here certain that arrmageddon is at hand.
     
  2. #2 paranoia13, Sep 4, 2005
    um its said by the bible that the apocolysp can not be predicted,if i claim its tommorw it will never happen,if they say its near then it is not,personally we will not be dieing at the hands of god anytime soon,but by our own hands. the nuclear apocolyspe is becomeing more iminant every day and soon majority of us will be whiped out,but life will go on imo the earth will start over again repopulate and after our life time the holy apocolyspe will come
     
  3. #3 smokinokie, Sep 4, 2005
    Sorry. I beg to differ.
    If you interpret the bible in a certain way it clearly says that hurricanes and OU home opening losses are the certain signs of the hand of god.
     
  4. #4 astro, Sep 4, 2005
    :p Using sports to predict the endtimes... how hick.
     
  5. #5 smokinokie, Sep 4, 2005

    I AM SO!!!
     
  6. #6 IshtarBong, Sep 4, 2005
    that's funny, a real riot and a college level lesson in CIRCULAR logic.

    the bible predicting the signs of the hands of god. well of course it would.

    of course, since there is no god, there is no hand of god, and the whole armogeddon argument is a complete fallacy.
     
  7. #7 geologyrox, Sep 4, 2005
    sometimes i think that some people take things a little too seriously
     
  8. #8 smokinokie, Sep 4, 2005

    OH........MY..........GAWD!!!!!!
    I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY!!!!!!
    IN FOUR BRIEF SENTENCES YOU HAVE TORN DOWN MY WHOLE PERCEPTION OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING!!!!!
    I'M CAST ADRIFT!!!! A SHIP WITH NO ANCHOR!!!
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
    I FEEL SO SMALL, INSIGNIFICANT, AND ALONE IN THE ABYSMAL REACHES OF EMPTY SPACE!!!!!



    A few of these here homemade oatmeal cookies should make it all right again though.

    I think you can find that about oatmeal cookies in the bible somewhere too.
     
  9. #9 guy from 70's, Sep 4, 2005
    The stain in my boxer shorts....says the end is near.......
     
  10. #10 IshtarBong, Sep 4, 2005
    somehow I think you'll be ok. go to church and pray to get your perception back.
     
  11. #11 smokinokie, Sep 4, 2005

    ....or more fiber is necessary in the diet.
     
  12. #12 DISRUPT, Sep 4, 2005
    haha, the funny thing about the bible is you can 'interpret' it into saying anything you want it to...the bible is incredibly vague in ALL of its statements, you could interpret ANY sort of natural disaster into the coming of an apocalypse, but like paranoia13 said, im pretty sure we're all going to kill eachother before some big guy in the sky sweeps his mighty hand down and wipes out everyone based on a 2000 year old code of morals...
     
  13. #13 IshtarBong, Sep 4, 2005
    not to mention a whole pile of stinky smelly bullshit, stupidity and contradictions

    (sorry smokeydokie, I hope I didn't ruin your perception again LOL)
     
  14. #14 smokinokie, Sep 4, 2005
    Man.

    For a thread originally intended to be more of a football thread, this has sure went and gone all heady.



    COOKIES FOR MY MEN AND HORSES!!!!
     
  15. #15 IshtarBong, Sep 4, 2005
    I fucking hate football :D
     
  16. #16 DISRUPT, Sep 4, 2005
    right...sorry...so uh..how about those red sox? hahaha
     
  17. #17 IshtarBong, Sep 4, 2005
    fucking hate them too...hee hee
     
  18. #18 guy from 70's, Sep 4, 2005
    Man .....yer clown is FREAKIN me out man.......LOL.....LOL......
     
  19. #19 IshtarBong, Sep 4, 2005
    LOL captain Spaulding...at your cervix
     
  20. #20 Dalax, Sep 4, 2005
    I'm wearing a t-shirt!
     
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