This is stolen from another forum, but it will be an awesome thread if you guys are up for the challenge It is very simple, text/message/ask/email/whatever any girl the following sentence "How come we havn't had sex yet?" or any variation of that. The cheesier the better! I will start of with my own entry This was a text Me: Hey XXX! How come we havn't had hot, passionate, beastly sex yet? Her: Hey MrStrauss! The fuck, I don't know!? Me: I think it's damn too bad! Her: You're right! Come on then! Me: You'll come to me next weekend, I will show you how a real man performs! Her: Mmmhh.. I won't travel that far! Me: You don't know what you're missing.. Status: She is hungry for my penis
You gotta say it mid conversation. "so what did you do today?" "had class and feeling a little sick" "When you going to let me hit that?" How it should go.
There is a thread just like this, I read through the entire thing, some Blades actually lost female friends sending those texts, lol.