my main guy delivers so it goes somethin like this: M: what's good? D: what you need? M: let me get half an onion D: alright give me an hour, i'll be out there M: bet
This one contact I use when I cant get a hold of my main guy, he is really slow. *ring ring* Contact: Hello? Me: Hey, its Josh. Contact: Who? Me: Its Josh. Can I come pick up some green? Contact: Do what? Me: Can I come and pick up some green? Contact: How much? Me: An O? Contact: For $200. ME: You got anything better? Contact: ... Me: Hello? Contact: Yo! come on over. *Click* He's so anoying!
M: Hey, what's up? D: Nothing, you need anything? M: Yeah.. whatchu got? D: High mids and dank.. M: How much for the mids? D: $10 a half 8th; $20 an 8th M: Lemme get an 8th. D: Aight.. meet me around the neighborhood.
my contact is so damn friendly m: hey bro hows it going d: good man, you? m: good. bro got any? d: of course dude, how much you need? m: an 1/8th should be good d: alright, $40 or if you want me to hook it up, $45 (adds an extra gram) m: alright man i'll drive over now d: see you soon dude we talk like hippies :\
dude1: hey what's up? you got any pot? dude2: you want some weed? dude1: yeah som green. dude2: how much you want? dude1: just a sack. dude2: you know where to find me. dude1: peace
my dudes also realy slow me: ring ring ..no answer and the leave a message thing comes on me: hang up call again after 5 rings dude: yo whatz poppin huz this ? me: its XXXXXXX me man dude: what u need brah me: i need some weed dude: some what man ?? me: WEED MAN MARIJUANNA !!! dude : how much green ya need me:i need a quad man dude:thats 45 me: i know dude: ayt come by n call me again ...ill prolly forget CLICK me all high and confused WHAT THE FUCK ??? where do i meet this guy ?
you think that's bad, I had a dealer when i lived in ohio that would fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. I never figured out wtf his problem was. Me: Yo, whats good man? you got that? him: Yeah what you need? me: let me get an eighth (silence.....random background noise) me: hello? me: HELLO?! then i'd hang up and call him back and the ring would cause him to wake up again
m:what up sean john d:yo yo whats good man m:you straight? d:What you need homie? m: need a zip d: I'm on the way, bounce through in 10 m: thanks bro
Damn that's bad lucky for me my main my d and i have been real good friends since junior high and we party together and shit but when i caal him up it's usually short and to the point. Something like: me: What's good you got any bud? d: yea man whatchu need? me: half onion d: alright i'll throw in an extra gram for 5 me: aiight d: give me like 15 min and i'll come scoop you me: aiight peace
I haven't bought weed in several years but when I did here's essentially how the whole thing would go down. Friday - By the time that day rolled around I'd be fucking feening like a crack head for that ugly rock. (I'd pace nervously back and forth briefly rehearsing the call in my head, then I'd pick up the phone and do the deed. I had several guys that I was using at the time but he was the most reliable, unlike his weed.) Phone rang two times while my heart sped up. If that prick didn't answer his phone by the third ring it would go to his voice mail and that meant I wasn't going to get a call back. Contact: S'up AK? AK Infinity: Nothing much bro how bout witchu? Contact: Same old thang, you wanna swing through? AK Infinity: You know it, I'll see you in twenty. Contact: Cool. I'd race my ass over to his crib, which wasn't very far from me, snatch up a sack, and bolt all in the matter of like ten minutes. I know it's polite to stay longer and bullshit but all I was interested in back then was getting home and loading a bowl in my own bong. He wasn't my friend or even someone I felt comfortable socializing with but he was my "connect" and was totally cool with that being the extent of our relationship. Anyway... Stay green.
M:hey can u hook me up? D: (not today or..)how much u need? M:so and so D: thats so and so $ M:meet me some where D: i'll be there wen ever M:aye D:aye
A: Hey what's up, man? J: Yo, yo, yo, what's good? A: Ah not much, you holding? J: Yea, swing on through. A: Alright, you gonna be in your room in about fifteen minutes? J: Yep A: All right, I'll see you then
My main guy: Connection: Hello Me: Hey Connection: Whats up Me: (Whatever Im doing now) Connection: (Cool, etc) Me: So are you good? Connection: With what? Me: Nugs, whatever amount Connection: Ill call you when you should roll by my house, dont bring anyone, should be around 30 minutes, keep your phone on. Me: See you then My other guy: Connection: Yo Me: Hey man, you good? Connection: Yea come here ASAP Me: Ok I will be there soon He keeps it short and sweet.
With my good guy, who delivers: -Hey D-Hello -Can I get a dub/eigth/quarter D-On my way. Easy as that, this other guy I go to tho: D- euuuhhlo? -Hey its me -name- D-euhwho? --name- D-oh..... -Are you on deck? D-.....uuugh call me in fiftn minuts imasmk a blunt.... -Alright... 15 minutes later -euughllo? -Ey man can you get me that sack yet? -eughwho zs dis? ....... ..... ... etc sigh
M- yo him- whats up man? m- not much man you around? him- yea you wanna stop by, play some chess or something? m- sounds good man be by in a few