The Bud Eater

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by blooms, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. I swear to God I met the devils bitch yesterday. I was at my close friends house and we were just chilling in his basement since its -10 degrees out. We invite a few more guys over and then these two gorgeous girls somehow show up. These girls we found out are hardcore, you can imagine. Anyways, time comes for a nice smoke so I take my bud out just as my friend does. The hotter of the two girls walks over to me with her god damn lust and asks if she could see a nug. We were in the plain open sight so i wouldnt expect her to do anything stupid with it in front of everyone. She grabs the 2 gram nug, shoves it in her mouth, and swallows it whole. No remorse. It was dank...... D=

    Fuck the devil and his devilish girlfriends.
     
  2. Wtf? What happened after? Did you yell at her?!? EXPLAIN BROTHA! :eek:
     
  3. Her being an attractive girl, there wasnt much physically I could do to her so I just gave her a ridiculously cold shoulder and smoked with myself and my mate. Her friend offered to give me like 8 bucks, but i humbly denied since it wasnt her fault. The girl who hate my nug felt no remorse at all. Terrible situation, but makes an interesting story.
     
  4. I would have stood up, told her no way, thats my dank bud, I am getting it back, then shoved my tongue in her mouth in search of that bud. If my tongue did not find it there, it would have had to search elsewhere, until I got that bud back. That is, because you said how hot she was. :smoke:
     
  5. NOOOOO!!! WTF!!!!!! that doesnt make her hardcore at all why would she do that??!? i woulda hit that slut sooo fuckin hard follwed up with a spanking but then a real smackdown
     
  6. You should have taken a katana blade and delivered a vertical slash to her stomach. Then search for your nug. :smoke:
     
  7. Imagined if you would of had a two gram nug that was laced with PCP or Acid. :eek:
     
  8. 1) should have stuck your fingers down her throat and made her throw it up
    2) make her eat it again
    3) kick her ass out of your house

    also you should be holding your buddy (whoever brought the chick over) responsible if you can't get to her
     
  9. Man i'd be pissed!!!!
    Ask her for some "payback" at some point. She mught ablige ;)
     
  10. Moral of the story?
     
  11. years ago a girl did this to my friend, then when he left she took it out of her mouth and smoked it with us
     
  12. Dont let bitches eat your dank.
     
  13. Who cares, thats funny and it was two friggin grams dude lol
     


  14. DAMMMMN!!!:eek:
     
  15. Hey.... that was 15 bucks I could have smoked.
     

  16. that's what sucks about bitches. they can do whatever the fuck they please and not worry about being reprimanded because they have a vagina and you can't lay a hand on them. i bet if that was a dude that did that you would have knocked him on his fucking ass
     
  17. BITCH WTF?! *smack*
     
  18. Keep the pimp hand strong after that incident. bitches be crazy.
     
  19. Dam dude thats gay man, even for a girl as hot as megan foxx to do. And what retard eats the bud? I would have given her this look as soon as she ate the bud:
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    Then I would realise what the fuck she did the second time and bitch slap her for being stupid as fuck.
     
  20. I dont understand why she ate it. stupid hoe
     

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