This happened yesterday. I was chillin at my friend's place when one of his friends that is still in high school comes over with another dude (also in high school). Let's call this other dude Pete. So there's about 5 of us and we all decide to smoke. So we smoke a few bowls and retire to the basement. My friend has a pool table, mini fridge, TV and Xbox in his basement so we usually hang out there. Now this was Pete's first time smoking so we was acting like a complete fool. He kept bugging people, yelling random things, and just being an idiot. Eventually we all got hungry and made him go upstairs and get us snacks. About half an hour later we wondered why he hadn't come back down, so we went upstairs. That jackass had put my shoes in a blender, and then urinated and shit in the blender. That's right. He emptied his bowels all over my brand new pair of Chucks. Fucking kids, man!