Sorry if this seems pointless but it was funny as hell at the time. So, i was toking in my closet, having my usual sesh. and my moms cat clawed at the door and wanted in. I opened the door and he came in normally. Well he didnt leave normally. I guess he got a contact high, because i didnt blow smoke in his direction at all. But when he was in the closet he layed down and started moving his head and eyes in all directions. So after i was done with my sesh. [ i was totally baked ] he runs out and lays on my bed the same time i did. He got alll close to me and stuff and started rubbing his face on my chest or something. I could tell he was high. He flinched like 10 second late after a lit the lighter next to him [not hurting him] And when i put my hand on his face, like 20 seconds later he would move his head away. He was higher than a bitch, like i was. I laughed at him for a good 8 minutes. He opened his mouth and started rubbing his tounge everywhere trying to get water in his mouth, haha he had cotton mouth! so i got up and put water in his bowl. About ten minutes later i was going to put some food in his bowl, cuz i had the munchies, so why didnt he? Before i could even put the food in the bowl he headbutted me in a signal to "get the fuck out of the way i want my food bitch" haha. i put some in there and he just went at it! i swear it took him not even 2 minutes to eat the whole bowl. Haha this morning he was a changed cat. I think he wants to get high again. Maybe i can arange that, except this time im going to blow the kush in his face. PEACE OUT!