The best trip ever on sticky-icky dank [From a First Tim Grower]

BTW, I'm a bit high as I write this so quick disclaimer.
 
 
 
 
So I was finishing up my Royal Queen grow right? It was my first grow ever. I starting her in a closet then moved her under my table to flower lol. ( I seriously had no idea what I was doing A.K.A Tryhard Grower) And basically I decided one day "Hey, she'll be done in a few days so why not take some of the small popcorn buds at the bottom of the plant and dry em for a day or two then smoke up the sticky-icky!" (Yeah, I like my buds sticky. ANOTHER DISCLAIMER, I ACTUALLY LIKE CURING AND I KNOW ABOUT POTENCY. kthnx.)
 
So the next day I was like "What the heck, let's try smoking it now." So I just took it off and packed it into my homemade bolt pipe and blew away. First hit was like an amazing euphoria rush and it was just beautiful. Like, I never expected HOMEGROWN weed from under a table would be that fucking awesome. So I was sitting there like "DAMN THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD" before I saw a unicorn climb under me, and we flew off around my imaginary room space. It was like a dream in reality man! 
 
You can imagine I was gonna keep smoking that shit. And I did. So fucking tight man. If you were ever thinking of growing, just do it. TOTALLY WORTH THE FOUR MONTHS OF WAITING.
In fact, here's a list of my freaking period of weed growing.

• Order the seed online. (Waiting)
• *3 WEEKS LATER*
• Got the seed. Plating the seed. (Staring at Dirt)
• *1 WEEK LATER*
• Got a sprout. Now the plant has to get bigger. (Veg Stage Wait)
• *2 MONTHS LATER*
• Plant is a decent size and appears to have developed enough. Time to start flowering. (Budding stage wait)
• *1 MONTH LATER*
• Pistils are being diminished and the milky resin is forming. Time to light it up~~

 
 
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Thank you for reading. 

 

My second hallucination. 
 
 

 
Yeeeeeeeah mani! Still high!

 

Lol I don't do shrooms but I wish I could lol.