The babe coming over for the first time .

I keep my George Foreman in the pantry, why did you wait so long to pick another one up?


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Hide your dildo(s).

 

Keep the wine poured and the weed lit. Everything else will go from there. 

 

Don't talk about your ex, don't forget the condoms, and DO pickup on her hints at wanting to play hide the rainbow roll. Most girls like to beat around the bush. Pun intended.

 

Just ask her questions based on whatever she just finished talking about.
That way she can talk about herself.
Women love that.

 

Be fun. Be horny. Don't be awkward

 

I was gonna say don't be on your phone, but looks like you messed that up already

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No he should be... on the camera function tho wink wink nudge nudge
Ay wtf updated wit out pics, definitly messed it all up sofar...

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protip: this is a protip:  It's a troll thread.

 

Only way to salvage this thread is tit pics


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Waiting on tit pics


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Don't fuck up!

 

Did you get dem buns bro?


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