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The Adventure Story Thread

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by ChannelLive, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. #1 ChannelLive, Feb 7, 2011
    When I smoke, I'm what you call a mult-tasker pothead(credit to Doug Benson). Figured I'd make this thread for all those other adventure smokers and their best stories.

    In Vermont, where my friend and I would stay during the summer, we would always smoke and go through the woods fucking around, building tipis and burning fires, and sleeping in tents at night. But we could only go so far into the woods where we lived because we were blocked by a giant river in the middle of the woods where we could not a find a way across for our lives.

    So for months we tried to build a raft (epic fail), and kinda wanted to buy one, but would rather spend $200 on herb than a stupid boat. With a tent strapped to our back, and enough herb to have a very happy week, we went out into the woods one day. We smoked a J at first then went up and down the river just chilling, and of course it began to rain. Eventually we spotted this random boat tied up by fishing wire on the side of the river down this giant ravine. It was like finding treasure in cave... Idk who the hell has this random boat out here but we didn't care at all. We jumped down the hill and untied this boat and hopped in. Neither of us had any experience out on open waters so it was kind of sketchy but fuck it... It was the happiest day of my life; finally rowing down this unconquerable river in the pouring rain with a bag of pot an a tent.

    We must've rowed down for a hour just trying to find a cool spot. Eventually we rowed to the other side of the river where we'd never been before and started exploring. Somehow we found some campsite buried in these woods. It ended up being some boy scout camp that we stumbled upon. By then it was almost getting dark, so we set up our tent right outside the camp and blazed a couple bowl packs, and now we were fiending for some food. Coincidentally all the boy scouts were outside in front of a fire roasting marshmallows, and they let us join them. Still to this day don't know who's boat that was, but after a couple days of using it we returned it unharmed and went back to our house.

    I am a super nature freak and love anything to do with the outdoors, to this trip was AMAZING!! Sorry for the long read, hope you enjoyed.
     
  2. #2 WeedBratton, Feb 7, 2011
    Absolutely worth the read my friend, great story.

    I remember back at my first week, freshman year of college, classes hadn't started yet so we we're just partying every night. This was when I started smoking (I had smoked a few times before, but I never really thought about it) and we we're at a friend's house right off campus, and after my first time ripping a bong, we rolled up a bunch of joints and snuck into the construction site literally right next to the house. Most of the vehicles were open, so the 5 of us decided to hotbox a backhoe, so we all crammed inside of one, baked it out, and left the roachs for the guy who drove the backhoe. Fun fact: construction vehicles have awesome horns.

    It wasn't really much of an adventure, but then again most of my adventures are a result of heavy drinking, not enough of my pals like smoking as much as I do.
     
  3. #3 GYAZ, Feb 7, 2011
    Last summer me and 4 friends went into the woods outside of town for 5 days all we took was a combat knife each some matches a little food and a big bag of greens. Fun times
     
  4. #4 WeedBratton, Feb 7, 2011

    Soooooo, Bear Grylls is your dad?
     
  5. #5 GYAZ, Feb 7, 2011
    No man im just a stoner looking for shits and giggles
     
  6. #6 Kipohippo, Feb 7, 2011
    haha, awesome joke
     
  7. #7 ChannelLive, Feb 7, 2011

    That driver must've been pumped to find those roaches lol
     
  8. #8 slarzon, Feb 7, 2011
    dude now that i have my mflb i can go anyware this summer is going to be awsome might go to colorado and shit one time me and my buddy had a quad of uk cheese we smoked 2 grams went for a 2 hour journy in the country it was awesome
     
  9. #9 ChannelLive, Feb 7, 2011
    I took a trip once to the Rocky mountains and it is soo nice up there. I went with a group almost like the boy scouts.. we cooked our own food over a fire, drank from the river waters and hiked up peaks for days.. such a fun time. I would've loved to smoke up on those mountains. Definitely recommend that if you're by the area
     
  10. #10 RzaStyle, Feb 7, 2011
    Junior year of highschool, me and about four buddies of mine went kayaking down by hilton head island, SC to some random island. It was my first time kayaking, and let me tell you, I could not feel my arms the next day. Anyway, we got to the island and setup camp, got a fire going. But, the weather was absolute shit. It was so damn humid, and mosquitoes and chiggers were everywhere. I literally didn't sleep one second, and we left at like 6am the next day just ready to get the fuck out. It was the worst time ever, but it was fun. Would have loved some drinks or weed but we had a couple straight-edge friends and didn't want to make it awkward.
     
  11. #11 StickyMicky, Aug 4, 2011
    So, me and couple of pals smoke some of this weird shit suppose to be dirt mids (we re on a tight budget) but turned out to be something crazy and us thinking it was mids smoked the whole half o (got it for 45 so i though it was a good deal) So we start walking into the woods (we call it going into Nasa) dark as hell couldnt see your hand infornt of your face its was like 12pm or something, so my ass start crawling on the grow like a cat because i couldnt stand up worth shit, my friend to my right sees something behind us (reflecting) we were like "wtf?" so some one said "Yo, what if he just got done burying a dead body" so all of us trip... my ass is crawling like fucking crazy we walk out into the street all of us are on the ground crawling so someone said the most epic line (while i was high) "*****, i though i was the only one doing this shit"
     

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