While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What?? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher do?"<script></script></span> I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..." The ticket - $ 95.00 The look on his face - PRICELESS
lmao I could prolly never say that to a cop! I bet it was worth the $95 though...wait going over 10 mph shouldnt be $95 at least where I'm from.
did you think of this in that very moment or had you planned it or heard it somewhere? Great reply man, cops suck
hahaha thats like asking how tall are you and then saying oh i didnt kno they stacked shit that hight but more orignal :!