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that weird thimg about your dealer

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by yaboi420, Jul 31, 2011.

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  1. #21 LCAshin, Aug 1, 2011
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    HAHAHA this ones my favorite
     
  2. #22 falcon10911, Aug 1, 2011
    He won't make it 10 more years.
     
  3. #23 redeyedblonde, Aug 1, 2011
    My dealer used to be an opera singer in NYC.
     
  4. #24 Jiggernex, Aug 1, 2011
    Not me, but my friends dealer used to drive him around, he would pull out his pistol and shoot at road signs while he was driving in the backroads. Random shit.
     
  5. #25 trapavelli, Aug 1, 2011

    lmao wtf thats so weird
     
  6. #26 SoftPillow, Aug 1, 2011
    Rides around on a bike
     
  7. #27 arattrappa, Aug 1, 2011
    my dealer was once a tribal chieftain, or so he says..
     
  8. #28 CheapBastard, Aug 1, 2011
    Yeah, sure......
     
  9. #29 detailed one, Aug 1, 2011
    They all weird...
     
  10. #30 trazyfilth, Aug 1, 2011
    i had a dealer a while back who wouldnt sell on christmas day and he was the only one who had bud at the time me and a friend drove up a snow covered hill and about died to get to the top for this asshole to say sorry i appreciate you guys drivin up bud i dont sell on holidays what an ass oh well it was his loss anyways.
     
  11. #31 FilthyJebus, Aug 1, 2011
    My old one was australian and was the biggest douche I've ever met. Totally ruined everything I thought I would be buying from weed dealing Steve Irwin..
     
  12. #32 GrassCtyCitizen, Aug 1, 2011
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    my dealer is short, white, and a wee bit over weight, he sorta looks like a rodent. Haha just thought of ROUS's... He always hooks it up fat tho, and he's always on straight kush. :yay::yay:
     
  13. #33 xDS, Aug 1, 2011
    Mine is a 16 year old drop out with a grill and has a gun who would sometimes ask me and my friend if we wanna buy a strap (gun). He may be a thug (sorta) but he's a nice guy and gave me free weed for being loyal once and getting an eight for $20 is gooooood!
     
  14. #34 GlassCactus, Aug 1, 2011
    My guy looks straight Jamaican and his gf is a stripper and he carries a .357 everywhere, but he's like my big bro (even though I don't know him that well) and always knows when I've had too much and takes my keys till I'm straight, or lets me crash when I got problems. But he's ALWAYS got a blunt lit in his ashtray and always in the same spot, always rolled the same way. The first 3 times I went over there it was lit and I was trippin and thought it was like an infinite blunt.
     
  15. #35 Rivera, Aug 1, 2011
    My dealer is my brother... Nothing weird .. Ftw
     
  16. #36 mjmama25, Aug 1, 2011
    The guy who owns my favorite canna club has a hook for a hand. No joke. I always want to ask if he goes as captain hook for halloween.
     
  17. #37 xLifteDx, Aug 1, 2011

    Lol he's been selling bud here for like 15+ years already. He's the only person who consistently has bud and good bud at that so people put up with this weird shit.


    IDK why he does it. Like 2 weeks ago my mom wanted to smoke so I called him on sunday and hes like "If you wanna swing by at midnight I got you, but I dont sell anything on sundays". Wtf kinda rule is that.


    Some people just dont want to make money.
     
  18. #38 Vieyra Sking, Aug 1, 2011
    He has tourettes.
     
  19. #39 kpwillson, Aug 1, 2011
    He has a fucked up hand... a thumb and a pink and just little bumps where all the other fingers go not to mention the rest of the arm is fucked up and tiny. But that's just my mids dealer when I need him, which is rarely.

    My other hook-up has a med card :smoking:
     
  20. #40 Grandma Gudenhi, Aug 1, 2011
    How is that weird? :smoke:

    Long ago, before I grew my own, I had a dealer who would make you bring your own container. She was major into the earth and recycling. If you didn't have a container, she would just put it in your hand. Do that once and you're sure to bring your container next time.
     
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